NSG

Just going from the first window alone, Bruno, Wood, Targett and Burn were all very far down the line before people found out.

Penalties only. Means it’s absolutely inevitable someone will score a double touch free kick next season now.

Law has been changed so that an accidental double touch on a penalty means it’s retaken, not a free kick to the defending team.

Wasn’t it confirmed that the club deliberately dropped incorrect names to certain gullible local journalists? Wonder who that could be

Yeah taken today. Nothing for my son’s junior membership yet

El Trippierco.

We won the fucking cup, man.

BQH is more South London isn’t it? Eze and Guehi incoming.

Here’s the first NetJets sighting of the summer

Really want Real Madrid in the Bernabeu. Would be easy enough to get a home end ticket too.

Three that came up will go down. Close thread.

Yeah it’s important to do your research to make sure you avoid the ultras section

I did it at PSG away too, was right next to the away fans. There were loads of our lot in the home end and their fans didn’t really care. If anything they embraced it as long as you were well behaved. Could order a pint on an app too and it was waiting for you at half time. They were actually checking passports at the turnstiles but it was fairly easy to slip past them. I did see two of our fans get turned away, then just walked straight to the next entrance and get in no bother.

Pretty sure Eddie can be on holiday and also use a telephone if required, like.

No mags in this XI marra.

Considering Howe’s comments around needing to act quick because the really good players go quickly, I’m tending to not believe a lot of it.

Wants to go to Barca.

Can’t be sending him to League 1 ffs He’ll get plenty of game time next season

Surprised no one’s mentioned Rafa as DoF yet

Yeah seems a bit like one of those ones that never materialises.

Delap off to Chelsea.

Ever since he stepped foot in the door he came across as a generic bellend with small man syndrome. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Let’s hope lessons have been learned.

The step on the hand is exactly the type of thing VAR missed because the officials are too focussed on whether or not he dropped the ball. Fortunately they came to the right decision, probably by accident