mattypnufc

Even if the club decided to bring in a supporting coach, who was an attack minded one, to suppliment the Pardew/Carver/Stone affect, then I'd be more optimistic than just Pardew in charge. Like how Spurs have Sir Les helping out etc. Fetch Ginola in. He knaaa's the crack.

Anyone can come and watch. It will be entertaining but not in a footballing sense I'd imagine.

Perfect Football weather mate, dont want it too warm when your playing...end up dead after 20 minutes.

Weather Report: Sunday 26th May 10:00: Sunny with cloud, 12 degrees, 67% Humidity, Wind Direction NNW, Speed 7mph

Think you have to put your bags behind the goal you're defending and swap over at half time. Do we have to use jumpers for goalposts too?

Crofty, whats the crack with valuables? Are the changing rooms locked when we head to the pitch?

Got two fucking texts now off mates saying he's one. Probably off twitter. Clowns.

On a more serious note, my uncle just sent me a picture of him posed in full kit. Suffice to say I laughed at him. Full John Terry style as well.

Haaaaaawwwlld on, there's people who used to play Saturday/Sunday league playing? My five a side and occasional 11 skills (or lack of) are going to be out under serious scrutiny here. I didn't sign up for this shit.

This and Shola coming on for Gouffran at 60 minutes and I'm buggering off to the pub. Fuck it.

Not long now lads.

It's complicated from a clubs perspective apparently, its all about tax issues. If the club organise a testimonial, they have to pay a shitload of tax (if its for charity). If fans organise a testimonial, with the backing of the club, they get round this tax issue. Something along these lines anyway. I know some of the fans groups are getting together to try and organise it. Should be interesting if the rumoured opposition is who they have planned.

The cynic in me suggests that shirt sales haven't exactly set the world alight and they needed some good press.

The press will lap this shit up. Agree with his points though.

Bellends. Haha.

Nah, shorts and socks can be whatever. Orange Away for top, but orange shirt will do if can't afford it / get one. Thought it was white shorts, white socks. Yep Ok well I haven't got white socks though. Mike Ashleys Sports Emporium, £1.50 for some Sondico ones.

Nah, shorts and socks can be whatever. Orange Away for top, but orange shirt will do if can't afford it / get one. Thought it was white shorts, white socks.

Is that why he changed his top at half time?

Haha!

This cunt not been sacked yet?

Looks a lot better in b&w than blue tbf.

I won't. Ditto.

Steve Clarke next Everton Manager. Few quid on that after a tip off.

May have to swap him to RB then. Unless someone wants to swap and go CB for a third? Or we can just play 3 at the back ...... 3 at the back in the final 3rd - all out attack, shit or bust.

It's probably best that Kevin (MattyP) doesn't play as a CB. He's about 5'6 and about 8 stone.