mattypnufc

lol.

Sky Sports running the story now.

Mate got stuck in town with the shitty weather, went to the bookies, hoyed 2-1 Italy with Mario FGS - £2 bet, 70/1. 142 quid returns. Bastard.

Too slow mother hubbard!

According to dutch press, were sending a delegation over to negotiate with Twente/De Jong today, and believed to have hoyed in an improved bid of €12.5m. http://www.nusport.nl/engeland/2847309/newcastle-en-twente-tafel-luuk-jong.html Google translate.

Fucking Germans,

100% genuine. EA announced it last week. Its on their website & Facebook.

I think it's his proper troll face....Eeees me in saan jameses park. Fuck yooo mackeem bastardos!

Anyone got any good sessions for u10's Goal Keeping practise/coaching. We dont have a dedicated keeper at u10's but would like to help develop/interest some into the role.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/sooner518/30808_395963045171_500140171_4394983_2140767_n.jpg

Nyyyyaaaah no way. No way they geeting in my house...no way.

True, but you know what journalists are like, they can sensationalise a minor disagreement into something huge and inaccurate to sell papers.

To be honest, Ben Arfa is correct in this instance though. Ribery and Nasri were having far worse games.

Basically asked him "Have you spoke to Mathieu? Do you think you can get him to join you at Newcastle?" Cabaye replied with "Yes, I hope so, we'll see." http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/p00tjjv4 Around the 52 minute mark.

I'm taking my ball back and going home.

How many poo's did he have?

Just point them in the direction of Ben Arfa coming on and tearing them a new one from this season. Megs ahoy and totally outwits golden child McClean. That's how much of a failure he is.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/7825145/Garcia-reveals-Newcastle-bid

Probably SSN talking shite, found the article from 5 days ago and decided to report on it, but with the figure wrong.

4m. Lol.

lol

Told my mate he was off to Stoke, his reply: "ah well, will be a match made in heaven as they're all cunts too!"

Nowt on Sky Italia

Sounds good to me!

50p left out of my measely euro betting. any tips?