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To be fair, reading that article, there are no quotes and nothing new in it. It's just re-hashed with a journalists 'take' on things. I'll bide my time and wait and see whats what.

Honestly refusing to believe this until another paper runs with it, or we get something from the club. The vultures are out for Newcastle at the moment, so taking things with a pinch of salt for now.

Whats fucking Gareth Southgate doing at our training? Cabaye In Canaries Contention

Is he better than Williamson? If so, he adds something. He plays in a different position. So does Williamson...normally 4 foot away from where he's supposed to be.

Is he better than Williamson? If so, he adds something.

Do it in French next time, it'll be lapped up like '72 Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

I seem to have struck quite a negative chord with my pissed rant. I'll refrain from doing so in future.

Clearly it is. . However I'll have to consult google on this.

Wrong analogy sorry, poor choice, too late now though. He is an infection to our back four though.

Absolutely no fucking need man. Utter utter bollocks coming up with shit like this. IMO Just my opinion. He's been dogshit when we bought him and wasn't even a Championship player then. Three years later and we still haven't replaced him. Massively weak link in everything we do. Apologies if I caused offence by comparing him to a deadly disease, but in terms of football and problems in our side, he is a deadly disease.

I'm an improvement on Williamson as even though I'm fat, slow and shit, I haven't got the turning circle of an articulate lorry and can pass a ball. In fact, aids is an improvement on Williamson.

What will be the crack for team colours? Old toon tops, one home and one away, or we got to do red vs blue?

ZZzzzzzz

Well I'm not playing then. It's my ball and I'm going home. Nah not bothered to be fair. Just don't expect owt special.

And American playing football? Pfffftt. One fat lad available for a DM/CM/Slow RB role. Level = alreet. Can ping a pass, take a corner and tackle. Just don't ask for any skill or beating anyone for pace. Play fives twice/three times a week. Preferably on bowlingcrowftys team and NSG's. Danke. Edit: probably fit enough for a half at the moment.

Danny Graham really doesn't hate us. Pretty sure he tweets wishing us luck etc all the time (when it doesn't affect them). Also bowlingcrofty used to go to school with him...pretty sure he's said he's a mag.

Picture of him in Newcastle Airport or it isn't happening.

Big red Bentley isn't it? Also has a massive hummer. (oo er)

Any Carroll on twatter. Not going to end well.

Some French journo on twatter, know its twatter but yee knaa. “@F8Piraux: Loïc Rémy story, in my way, OM player will sign to Newcastle or nothing. Many friends at NUFC with Cabaye, Debuchy and Ben Arfa... #NUFC”

Isn't Hoareau off to a Chinese team?

Willie McKay? Prize fucking cunt.

Oh and aye, a pizza fucking delivery driver is going to hang around long enough to witness this sort of stuff? He wouldn't even be allowed on the fucking bus man.

GFNFrance‏@GFN_France According to RMC, #QPR are no longer trying to steal #Remy away from going to #Newcastle. They have dropped out of the race! Not sure if it needs to go in Twitter thread, but that David Crossan retweeted it.

Thanks for the goals. Now as you no longer play for us, fuck you.