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I guess that Liverpool supporters will give him 10-15 games and if they aren't in the top four he'll be hounded out.

We sang songs about Bassong at Doncaster before anyone knew who he was and before he'd even signed... He's here, he's there, he's every'fuckin'where, fourty six, fourty six! Who the fuck is fourty six? If fourty six scores were on the pitch. Meh, you get the idea.

Sounds very much like the Agent trying to push Newcastle into making a move.

How hasn't this been posted yet? http://file018.bebo.com/0/large/2006/09/21/19/19972364a2082730067b259339919l.jpg

Wooshed.

Lee Ryder calling himself a football Journalist? He only got the gig by wanking of Alan Oliver for years.

I'll ask my cousin who's good mates with Mr Carrick. I'm guessing it's bollocks again, like it was last year!

I'm sure they covering it this season too?

This fucking thread has had me in stitches this morning. Haha!

I had this gem waiting for me from the mackem at work (lol) when I got back in this morning: All this in response to be emailing him a picture of a passport when we'd 100% qualified for a Europa League place. I just think he's too thick to realise that were actually in a European competition.

Listening to Pardew last night and seeing that translated article reminds me of the whole Cabaye transfer imo. Plus I doubt Pardew would hint the way he did if something wasn't in the offing.

Haha...has that really been doing the rounds again?

Well, they've been wrong all season, so lets continue to buck the trend eh lads?

Ahh yes, spinning the old 'I wasn't crying as I was upset, I was crying to trick the players into thinking I was very upset and to trick man united fans too...it was all a ruse.' The bloke must be part of Mensa with that kind of forward thinking. Fucking belltop.

Which store where you at? I was at the Silverlink before and a similar thing happened to me. The one in Eldon. There were quite a few people on the tills but they spent most of the time arguing over the radio about if they needed more help, staring blanky at the till and having people fill out forms to come back and get the name on later because they'd run out of the letter S, or taking details for people who were coming back because there was an hour long wait to get your free Premier League patch ironed on. It's nice of Mike Ashley to employ these people, it gets them out of the house and makes them feel part of the community. I wonder if he gets a grant for it. Haha aye. To be honest though, on the very odd occasion I've been in the staff have generally been fine. I wouldn't have minded this time, but the lad who told me the till was off and had to switch the person getting served didn't even ask me if it was ok. And the fucking woman from the other till had around 15 things and I had 1. Mental. Think I'll complain see where it gets me.

Which store where you at? I was at the Silverlink before and a similar thing happened to me.

Ouch. And after writing this, the bank was nationalized yesterday No word yet if this will scupper the deal the bank had with Valencia for the sale of Mestalla and the refinancing on their debt. But the fact that the club has remained silent after the inquiries of some minor shareholders is a bit worrying.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/match-centre/article662441.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/newcastle-alan-pardew-cropped

Supposed to be Ted Bates. No idea how the original was allowed to be put up, its absolutely shocking.

Eh, 'it's a statue ffs'? It fails, imho obviously, to either impress technically or convey any feeling for the man himself, and a statue should have at least one of those attributes. Instead the sculptors limitations distract from the peice to the point that it makes people annoyed that this is what we have to imortlise Bobby. I think he deserved a damn sight better. As POOT said, art is subjective, so fair enough if people like it, great. But for me it's depressingly closer to your Southhampton or mackum statues than our Milburn or his Ipswitch efforts. Nar http://www.shoutingatco.ws/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ted-bates.jpg Still think this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Absolutely pissed myself when I first saw it. What/who in the name of fuck is that supposed to be?

Its funny, but from the accent, I always though Dave Myers (the other Hairy Biker/Baker) was a smoggie, but he's actually from Barrow, Cumbria. But aye, pretty sure I've read it confirmed that Si King is a Geordie/Newcastle fan. Of course he fucking is. Silly mackems.

I'd imagine our attraction in France is quite large now to be honest. Saw a group of 20 French PSG fans after the match on Saturday.

No, and it's all this threads fault.

To be fair, they don't really harp on about us, more like thier distain for Scott Parker making the list.

It really is Actually made me lol.