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Currently shorter odds for us to go down than the year we got relegated.

I'd like Falcao to terminate his contract as we can't afford him and to come to us for personal reasons.

Christ if you think our ground needs some TLC then you mustn't have seen many others. Ours is a palace compared to most. Not saying it shouldn't have a bit spent on it mind. Oh and aye, the SD crap looks horrible.

Lush. Totally different atmosphere to here. Take some sunflower seeds for during the game and a bocodillo for half time, seemed to be the norm when I went to Valencia.

Generally, I just don't trust anyone. I don't claim to know much about Tim Vickery and his South American knowledge.

There's one journalist who I'd trust to have a valid opinion or knowledge of Newcastle United, and that man is George Caulkin. Everyone else can get to fuck.

Tim. Vickery.

Hmmm, a nice phone call from a man called Mr Lerek Dambias to the French police perhaps?

Honestly, Yanga-Mbiwa is a player I'd love from what I've seen of him. Absolute beast and nice and quick. Then again, I'd take any fucker over Williamson right now.

Go on.....look on this thread as your therapy. You know you want to Honestly, it's just tirade of foul mouthed accurate abuse. I normally hoy that sort of stuff on our website. Forgot I only wrote one about him last week, before he'd really fucked me off.

Honestly don't want to get me started on my thoughts about this cunt.

Close this fucking travesty of a thread. Fuck him. Not worth even fucking discussing any more.

Not in Monaco isn't that the draw for players?

Fuck that fucking saggy chopped bollock faced crooked cunt in the fucking cheeks. He'll get caught out one day and end up in jail where he belongs.

Drama. Mayhem. Chaos. Fuck this shit. Staying well away from the Internet

Craig just taking that article from London as gospel and trying to drum up more viewers for SSN I'm guessing. Then again, bollock face may have been on the phone to SSN from his Landrover. The fucking cunt that he is.

Thats that fucked then haha.

Clip?

@F8Piraux: Loïc Rémy could sign to Newcastle tuesday or wednesday after his medical check. #NUFC

Aye basically...

@TeamOM_Officiel: Pour @lolympien_fr Remy est rentré en transit sur Marseille pour filer ensuite a Newcastle pour les formalités du transfert #TeamOM Google translate. @ TeamOM_Officiel: To @ lolympien_fr Remy returned to Marseille in transit then spinning in Newcastle for the transfer formalities # TeamOM This right?

Haha I wouldn't dare.

@Joey7Barton: Good luck to Loic in Newcastle. Don't worry i've told him what to expect. Great guy. Perfect club for him. #toonarmy

Isn't it Wendy Taylor who does the personal type tweets? The shop ones look to be linked into an automated 'shop' alert, similar to those when you post something on tumblr etc.

Lad who told my mate about the Bigi medical in the summer has just texted him saying Colo's handed in a transfer request. Don't shoot the messenger, just telling you what I've been told. Think they've hoyed it up on the @shiteseats account. In short, family are unhappy for an unspecified (unconfirmed) reason and kids are out of school because of it.