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Window doesn’t SLAM SHUT until the 30th?

Those are the early Sheffield Rules, I think. Back from the late days of “football” being a hodgepodge of variations and a little before the establishment of the Football Association and the split with the Rugby School (and similar carrying allowed) rules adherents.

Disgusting the way you have to understands sports now if you're going to be a professional accounting fan.

Hundreds of billions, is my understanding.

it happen

Commas, Wikipedians. Commas.

What even is going on with the transfer chopper? In for repairs?

Respectully submitting Captain Jerk Steak for consideration.

Howe shouldn't be at RW or LW, IMO.

Oscar Bobb’s your uncle.

70 year old maître d' at Italian restaurant is a bold styling move.

The Isak/Bruno sweet spot between unobtanium and quasi-"boring" seems super compressed (in the RW market, I mean).

Let's see those xP and xOLL stats.

I wonder if Spurs are planning on keeping both Kulusevski and Johnson?

Gonna have to check and see if the stars spell out his name tonight.

Not a discussion for here, but Major League Baseball (somewhat controversially) has been held by Supreme Court to be generally exempt from U.S. antitrust laws. Not apropos to anything here, just a vaguely interesting fact. Other than that, league rules are generally in the nature of contractual agreements. Under that rubric, parties have freedom to contract as they will — provided that the agreement isn’t violative of applicable law. (That’s U.S., so not necessarily applicable, but it’s basically common law based on English law.)

Squad should have impeccable hair.

Wasn’t Morgan Whittaker pegged for a step up to the PL in January? Did he just have a purple patch then fall off or something?

If the PL or whoever is going to make me have to give half a shit about finances and austerity in the context of obscenely rich owners and shit, at least make the whole thing fucking transparent. It’s such a fucking chore to be a sports fan anymore. Like, nobody gets into sports because it’s extra time to do math guessing games.

Way I, dude. It’s, like, me. Hurray the tune!

I maybe have to 100% absolutely have to have that goalkeeper shirt.

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I feel like Armstrong should simultaneously be much older and much younger than 27.