B-more Mag

Gordon needs to get his hair sorted sharpish.

Christ.

Argh. Off.

Reporter: B-more Mag, there are reports you didn’t say hello to your assistant on the way to your desk this morning. What can you say about that. B-more Mag: Well, yes. Unfortunately I was running late for a Zoom and needed to get right to it. So my regular morning greeting had to wait until after the meeting. So, I said good morning afterward, and we had a nice chat. Headline: B-MORE MAG MUST HEAL RIFT AFTER DISMISSIVE SNUBBING OF STAFF

It has to be super crazy having people so heavily invested in, and speculating about, your day-to-day work interactions and shit.

Ah, man, ten years. Enjoy the match and drink a few for the forins who can’t be there.

Again not looking “unsettled”. Hopefully we’ll see more of what we’ve come to expect from him soon.

Win’s a win. But wew, need to make the most of the break.

That’s basically the kind of message I hoped they’d come out with. It’s also pretty much the only one they could plausibly get away with. And I think they can only really get away with it once. Because getting 0 out of 8-10 targets for CB and RW, and eating up so much time doing it, is really fucking bad. If your criteria are that specific, and you’re so certain that you’re right on a small handful of targets, then you damn well be able to deliver. If you can’t, all the good criteria and good intentions in the world aren’t going to do anything to help.

Miodrag Pivaš 5/7 perfect window

Not hot.

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New EPL format concept: every week every club plays Chelsea.

The photo they used.

Do we still have a tea lady? FUCKING FIRE HER!!!

Only 3 hours, 10 minutes until we can begin judging.

@54, to the Transfer Tracker!

"Hi, is this West Ham? Great, hi, West Ham, I'm calling from Newcastle. I see here you have a Bowen, is that right? Great, great. We'll we're interested in . . . Well, yes I do know it's 6PM, but, see we have an Almiron and an a Murphy and we were wondering . . . Hello? Hello?"

The reports always make it sound like our guys are cold calling the main switchboard at other clubs.

TBF, it does take a minute to pull down the market value, EPL, right winger, age U23 selections in Transfermarkt.

If we can't get a Winged Elanga, might as well try a Winged Adingra.

The Bryan Ruiz deadline day.

Winged Elanga sounds like some sort of Australian creature I only want to see if I've got like 3/4" plexiglass between it and me.

Addition by subtraction.