B-more Mag

What’s happened with this, then?

I’m going with “fucking mental”.

£30MM! Who do we have embedded at Frankfurt?

We’ve basically stopped at a poorly lighted ATM and started counting our cash out loud.

What PIF has to offer is scads of cash. Okay, so PSR makes that not so super helpful it terms of buying players. Then where are the fucking capital improvements? Where’s the fucking management structure? If we’re just going to be their forgotten toy, then they’re fucking useless.

It sure would feel a little bit better if there was any evidence of a reasonable path to getting a quality striker before The Slammening. Maybe there’ll be a pleasant surprise in the next 12 and a half hours. But based on what we know, it’s hard to see that being a likely outcome.

I don’t see any reason to think we’ve got another striker in the bag. Doesn’t mean we won’t get one. But this seems like a “desperation” move coupled with a gamble (desperation in quotes because we didn’t have to act as desperately as we have).

Years of repetitive dick kicks=>Win EFL Cup=>”Ahhhhhhh. Finally the dick-kicking’s done.”=>Giant boot flies in, rocketing balls out the mouth.

Adding insult to injury, it’s hard to see the club being able to do anything in the next 14.5 hours to significantly mitigate the situation.

Fuck, man. I’d say let these fuckers (the cartel clubs) all go play in the same fucking sandbox together and leave the rest of the clubs alone—but that’s still not going to keep them from fucking everyone else over.

I swear to god, this motherfucker better have the good sense to keep the supporters’ name out his motherfucking mouth.

I mean the length of time it has taken is a fucking eternity in professional sport.

The PIF needs to install competent administrators pronto or get the fuck out.

$125MM is a shafting.

This motherfucker, man.

And so begins . . . THE SLAMMENING.

Need Dribblegott under 24-hour surveillance.

Bogle’s been all over this match.

Is Flamingoland any good?

Yank incoming

Do we have photo evidence of Woltemade putting pen to paper on the contract?

Ramsey injured and just realizing I bought summer shandy instead of beer. Fuck off.

Need something exciting in the second half. Cat strolling onto the pitch or something.

Woltemessi and mom.

Only like seven people in the world know it, but ready made for Big Nick.