B-more Mag

At least Longstaff allows for disappointing after the fact and not in advance.

Smallbone is a horrible name.

Crocker and Bridges on the world service/Peacock sounds like.

For non-followers, this is how you know the NFL season hasn’t started yet.

Gotta be either pizza days or prostitutes. Or both!

I was going to go with “All we want is a club that buys”. But I don’t fancy getting sued by Chelsea.

All we wanted was a club that successfully completes exciting transfers, preferably foreign, within the bounds of applicable FFP/PSR schemes, on a regular enough schedule that we're not forced to F5, F5, F5, etc., and jump to unreasonable conclusions. That's all.

Remember when Andy Carroll was like the 8th most expensive player ever when we sold him for £35 million.

6' 4" -- Chalobah's got them tall-talls.

1-1 wins all owa the shop.

I was going to suggest 28.500001, but 28.6 is fair.

Living in a place where teams move relatively frequently (both in terms of same-city location and between cities), the history of the club playing in the same location for 130+ years is awesome, and it would suck to see that end. But at the same time, I can see why it would need to be done, given the existing site circumstances. Hopefully if it's a new stadium it'll have appropriate call-backs to SJP and there will be some sort of memorial where it was.

Don’t believe it — nobody writes checks anymore.

Do I get banned if I say it’ll be announced on Friday at 3 pm?

My confidence, it is increasing.

Supplemental offer 3.B., first, IMO.

I’d take a Morgan Whittaker rumor at this rate.

Bah. Ornestien, you fake French cunt!

I wonder what the price for Kubo would be?

More like @NUFCWon’t1892, amirite?

No verb.

Ohhhhh. I don’t see “derisory” in there.