B-more Mag

Feels like we've sent someone over to personally bitch slap the punks.

The "nature of Newcastle's rejection" being ". . . . Fuck you."

The whole ask for seller financing cracks me up.

It's a Friday in August. You're good.

For now, the club seems to be going along with the “minor thigh injury” story, in hopes there would be a way back. But, yeah, before very long, unless a deal’s done first, Isak is going to have to choose whether to do a strategic breach or fall in line.

Given the number of times we’ve heard “we won’t bid above our valuation,” it’d be nice to hear a “we won’t accept a bid below our valuation.”

But I was told there would be no official bid unless we opened the door.

I have a feeling it's going to work out for him like this.

0% chance I wouldn't call him Elvis Bassanova every chance I got.

He's sold his car, thrown in his job, he's 25 years old

Gyokeres must have been absolutely raging at Sesko's agent.

Can't we buy like an assortment pack of kids from like Palmeiras, Santos, and Corinthians or something?

Not convinced about this . . . yet.

Like being the last kid picked for a kickball team, this.

Off to start the Romulo thread. . .

A little bit of Mateta in my life A little bit of Zirkee by my side etc.

And/or emotional robot.

This is the part of the film where we learn the rules don’t expressly forbid fielding a dog.

I've heard this Albert Hilal can be very persuasive.

I’m old enough to remember this thread pre-bump.

God this blows. I need to go pet a dog or something.