B-more Mag

Is it not? All that for a single Guehus?

WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH FLIGHTS FROM LEIPZIG?!?

Think I'm going to start using this sideways-ing tactic in the real world.

A well-timed, sensible, positive transfer rumor tweet works wonders.

Except, Simakan now!

The no dicks policy makes good sense -- just seems like it really keeps the candidate pool fairly low (not necessarily by virtue of the number of dicks, but because the best way to judge is through personal knowledge or reliance on somebody with personal knowledge).

Oh, to once be the gazumper and not the gazumpee.

Have we gotten a substantial deal done this late in the window in recent years? (I suck at remembering these sorts of things.)

I’ve decided we should be in for Cristhian Mosquera.

75 hours, 54 minutes is all the time in the world. Not literally, though. Literally, it's 75 hours, 54 minutes.

Zip lines into Selhurst Park, rips off breakaway Palace warmups to reveal full Newcastle kit, motorcycles into SJP.

Still red . . . still red . . . still red . . . wait . . . turning yellow . . . yellow . . GREEN -- GO!

“Tindall steps on Al-Rumayyan’s robe as he turns and walks away” and maybe I’m listening.

“Pleading,” ffs. That’s not even Eddie’s style at all. If we get a story about Tindall throwing about papers and desk knickknacks in somebody’s office, then, maybe. But Eddie “pleading”? Come on.

Timing out? This sounds like a job for TRANSFER CHOPPER!!! *hums Transfer Chopper theme*

Can’t even get a plane spotted up in here. Thanks a fucking lot, Paul fucking Mitchell!

Gotta get them signings!

So many Judas 12 shirts burned.

ASHLEY IN!

Transfer window starts all like: A straight line exists between me and the good things. I have found the line and its direction is known to me. then goes all: The one good thing in my life Has gone away and I don't know why

Hope my F5 steps it up this week.

124h 48m - ish

Ugh fuck

GORDO!

Lerma