B-more Mag

Not sure it's possible to look more German.

Let’s agree on false 9 3/4, to satisfy the millennial fan base.

KMFDM

People congregated outside Darsley Park yet?

Too late for Bayern. He's already scored for us in my mind.

He's got like two inches on Isak. Look at us. LOOK AT US!

Howe: "Oh! Sørloth, you say?" Transfer team: "No. We said "

He only wanted Framherjar-Smástund.

Time to activate agent Beye.

Did anyone remind Al-Rumayyan to make sure the transfer helicopter is good to go when he was up there? Transfer chopper time is nigh.

I’d sure as fuck like to TRUPPSLÄPP this motherfucker.

Existential crisis and we’re playing The Price is Right.

Time keeps on slippin’ (slippin’, slippin’) into the future . . .

he's ours boys

Less than a week until The Slammening. On one hand, it can’t come soon enough. On the other, .

Fucking brutal

Would have been such a boost.

Of fucking course

Ah fuck

Oh, oh, Osula, you knooooooow

Let me explain how this dovetails perfectly into my secret twin brother theory . . .

This cunt signed yet?