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That's the battered spouse syndrome talking.

I just woke up from a nap. It looks like this is really true and not a bad dream. Unless. . .maybe I'm still asleep and my nap was just part of a larger dream.

I can't accept that anyone acting in good faith and putting the club's interests first could reach the conclusion that this is a good thing for the club.

Vinnie Jones.

Really needs hatred levels for the whole group. I'm at "would gut them all with a hunting knife."

My wife and kid got me a bunch of Newcastle gear for Father's Day.

Has he called anyone a cunt yet?

We are to football what Carrot Top is to comedy.

Bloody! [slams phone]

I'm going to go ahead and not believe this.

I thought Among the Thugs was really good. By no means a hagiography. But, then again, I'm an American who has had no experience with football hooliganism, so I'm not sure how it would read to most folks on here. http://i.imgur.com/X7ek5fN.jpg

0.1%. Never Forget. :'(

Second phase!

Fucking ridiculous.

http://i.imgur.com/a9z6bYs.png

If they get enough private/local funding for the stadium they've got a good chance in the next couple of years, though, yeah?

ANDY: YOU SIGN NOW!

Ohhhh, instantly despisable.

I feel like I should have some sort of interest in this game.

Reported. Seriously, though, Yankees_c***.gig = http://i.imgur.com/crumr1b.jpg

I gave the orphan child I wear as a scarf 4k for Christmas and he spit in my face and called me a horrible word. :lol:

I don't even bother to stop and pick up 4k when I find it on the sidewalk any more. For fuck's sake.

You may have been asked this before but where is the land of pleasant living? Baltimore, Maryland, USA. It's a slogan for a beer that was originally made here.

The word parsing is going to be brutal as long as Pardew's around isn't it? Yes? Joy.

It's odd, but I'd almost rather he retire than sell him on. If he's going to waste space on the pitch I want it to be our space he's wasting. Wait . . . no, that's not right. If he's going to play bad for somebody, I want him to . . . Fuck it. Get rid.