B-more Mag

Can't stop thinking about Rosie Perez.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_Bohemians U.S. 4th division They used to have a club called Crystal Palace Baltimore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_Baltimore "Baltimore Bohemians were founded in 2011. The club is owned by Louis Angelos, son of Peter Angelos." http://i.imgur.com/0TiTrh2.jpg Yeah, but their kit is awesome. http://i.imgur.com/hs1v9Af.jpg It's got the Natty Boh man on it for God's sake! Speaking of which, I should change my avatar back.

Let's pick a poster who does 5-a-side, strap a GoPro to him, and live webcast it.

Howay man just need to think about who's gonna play everyone in the inevitable film. Dibs on Danny DeVito. Robert Downey, Jr. to win best supporting actor for his portrayal of me. Junky Jr or Iron Man Jr? Slightly bloated transitional Jr.

Howay man just need to think about who's gonna play everyone in the inevitable film. Dibs on Danny DeVito. Robert Downey, Jr. to win best supporting actor for his portrayal of me.

Boooooooo!

Supporters hate me. Must make sub.

Redorkulous.

Well let's see what happens at 69.

Some people going.

Alright folks, do this!

Dat chant.

What happened?

We're number 11! We're number 11!

Good, time for the Pardew excuse drinking game.

http://i.imgur.com/JrsX1vO.jpg

Thinking about getting his face tattooed on my ass crack, with his mouth centered on my anus.

I just can't wait for Pardew to bring his little bit of a winning mentality back to the touchline.

Are they playing on ice out there?

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http://i.imgur.com/S0QEfNP.jpg

The fact that I'm so disenchanted with the club right now that I didn't realize we were playing today.

For some reason I can't help but laugh at the idea of Pardew in anger management treatment.

I'd think it would be pretty difficult to keep your cool as a manager sometimes. There are going to be times you get super fired up about shit. I'd not take well to be shoved by a player, either. No excuse for head butting somebody, though. Pardew's clearly brain sick.

When reading threads like this I have to remind myself that the European experience with race has been a lot different than the U.S.'s. Otherwise I start getting too wound up for my own good.