B-more Mag

I'm honestly surprised so many people think he won't be here for the start of next season if we stay up. I've seen nothing from Ashley to suggest he'd do anything other than give him another season, or at least the beginning of another one.

I assume Mark Hughes has up and quit whatever it was he's doing, on spec.

Indeed. I spoke too soon earlier:

Mae dy fam yn llyfu cociau mul!

Cay dy geg, a dos i ffwcio dy gath i fyny'r pen ol!

I shall continue stretching my foreskin making a comedy barn owl out of my knob then.

THE WELSH ROCK!

We're all going to end up schizophrenic by the end of this season.

Oh yeah meme.

What do we call the fizzy-pop league now that it's the n-power Championship?

Not everything's coming up Milhouse.

My irrational blind faith tells me Swansea are going to buck the odds and win.

How utterly pathetic that we're in a position where we can't be confident that we'll win against a club with a grand total of four wins and 29 goals from 36 games. Ridiculousness.

I've just flipped on irrational blind faith mode.

The damn hope creeped in again. Stop it, hope.

It's startling how few of our players I'd want to see wear the shirt again, if we get relegated (or if we stay up, for that matter).

Not sure we need 1-7 anymore. Could could probably get away with "Fuck you, Pardew," "I'm going to fuck your wife, Pardew," and "God help you, Pardew, for I will spend every living breath hunting you down for that one sweet moment when I first feel the warmth of your blood on my hands." Or something like that.

Our goal difference now compared to Norwich and Wigan.

Seriously, Allardyce, the skinny part is longer than the wide part.

Oh four minutes. Super.

I need better arteries.

Allardyce stole that tie from a midget?

Noose.

Gosling! You couldn't make this shit up. I mean you can, because we're doing it. But you shouldn't.

MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!