B-more Mag

Lineup from the 2nd leg of that horrible AZ match 5 years ago: Newcastle: Given, Solano, Bramble, Taylor, Huntington (N'Zogbia 86), Dyer, Butt, Parker, Duff (Emre 59), Sibierski, Martins. Subs Not Used: Harper, Luque, Milner, Moore, Carroll. Seems like ages ago (thankfully)!

http://i.imgur.com/Z0wjX.jpg thrn pls

I really hope this kid makes it.

Total football

I love it when a plan comes together.

Didn't the English first use the word soccer? We're so hated that we've tainted it.

http://i.imgur.com/nHbmM.png Awwww Yeah! Fuck off Giggs.

That's so July 31st.

.cock headline: ANITA BE A MAGPIE

If the club really wanted this to happen, they would have boarded the plane before Anita had time to get off. I think they invited him here to appease the supporters but really never thought he'd get on the plane.

Thanks!

Photoshoped picture evidence, please.

http://www.fadoirishpub.com/austin/sports

Must be true.

Dear Sir Alex: I don't know if you remember me, but I manage a small club in the north east. Our teams have played each other from time to time. I'm writing to make you an offer I think you'll find really attractive. I have convinced my club to pay yours £14.000.000 for Darren Fletcher. All you need to do is tell people you think I should be Manchester United's next manager! I think I'm a really great manager and bet you'll think so too! I look forward to doing business with you. Thanks, Marty O'Neill P.S. Did you know I managed at team in Scotland. That's where you're from!

All I can say is I'm glad that at that age my behavior wasn't under a microscope like a footballer's is. (Also glad camera phones didn't exist.)

Would I have to be 'on call' 24/7? Or a straightforward 9-5? its nearly $3000 a poo. Do I still get paid if it's a no-wiper? Valid questions. Ones that you might like to discuss with your potential employer in advance, in fact.

He also said if it goes well a deal could be done quickly. The sky isn't falling.

I think 95% of the worlds population wouldn't care. I'm lucky enough to be in the other 5%, I guess. I suppose the hours wouldn't be bad, though. Anyway, it's not as if Anita's dad called a press conference. Looks like he was just answering a reporter's question.

Look, if Bill Gates offered me a job for an annual salary of $1,000,000, I'd still want to make sure it wasn't to be his personal ass wiper.

I thought we were playing guess the illuminati's secret message.

Sigh.

Wrong thread.

One of their fan groups is called the Fedayeen . . . Make of that what you will. It's actually Fentagin. They're a relatively small club but have a good core fanbase. I would say there's nothing much to worry about, especially given they've never really played in Europe. Damn you, Wikipedia!

One of their fan groups is called the Fedayeen . . . Make of that what you will.