B-more Mag

I gave the orphan child I wear as a scarf 4k for Christmas and he spit in my face and called me a horrible word. :lol:

I don't even bother to stop and pick up 4k when I find it on the sidewalk any more. For fuck's sake.

You may have been asked this before but where is the land of pleasant living? Baltimore, Maryland, USA. It's a slogan for a beer that was originally made here.

The word parsing is going to be brutal as long as Pardew's around isn't it? Yes? Joy.

It's odd, but I'd almost rather he retire than sell him on. If he's going to waste space on the pitch I want it to be our space he's wasting. Wait . . . no, that's not right. If he's going to play bad for somebody, I want him to . . . Fuck it. Get rid.

Yeah that's probably fine. It's not like we've ever run into last minute issues and ran out of time to sign somebody. Let's just reward ourselves for staying up by taking a nice relaxing June.

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You all deserve to be beaned with a 95 mph fastball.

I mean, it's gotta hurt, using those muscles that've never been used before.

Weren't some people on here working on their badges? (I suppose I could just go back through the thread and find out for myself). Wonder how they're doing?

I wonder how managing in the Peruvian Primera Division is likely to work out for Nobby in terms of moving on to bigger leagues? It seems odd that he wouldn't have taken more of a shot at trying to manage a League 1 or League 2 club.

I can't believe the nicest dude in the world got mad. I noticed that too. I don't think I've every read Kanji get fired up about anybody on here.

I'm afraid to let optimism creep in with the transfer window right around the corner.

:sweetjesus" Chicken with rib meat!

Real winners say fuck false dichotomies, we want it all.

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Trying to keep republicans away!

I think I'm going to pretty much go ahead and ignore the football section until something actually happens. I don't think I can stand listening to anymore shit spouted by Pardew, or about him, or about who thinks what about things others have said about him.

Oh shit, we're going to be in the premiere league next season. That's going to take quite the toll. I'm confident Pardew can get us out of it though. About time we got our priorities in order, tbf. Thanks, Pards!

I, for one, think these disagreements are best solved with copious amounts of alcohol, especially at times like these. Go forth and imbibe in great volume.

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