B-more Mag

Start? Yeap. yep?

Bunch of Schteve McClarensh here.

If you had just adopted the Euro, this wouldn't be so confusing!!!

Dekka's just trying to make it easy to draft his post-window statement: A statement from Newcastle United Managing Director Derek Llambias Now that the transfer window has closed, we have had some time to reflect on the business we have conducted over the summer. Our aim was to secure young players who represented value for money and could add real strength to the squad. The majority of our transfer dealings were completed in the early part of the window and we feel we have signed some players of exceptional quality. Yohan Cabaye, Sylvain Marveaux, Mehdi Abeid, Demba Ba and Gabriel ObertanRomain Amalfitano, Gael Bigirimana, and Curtis Good were all brought in early and we have seen these players settle quickly into the squad and perform well on the pitch. Earlier this week we were delighted to sign Davide Santon from Inter Milan to fill our left-back position after the departure of Jose Enrique. Davide is an excellent young prospect and we're sure he'll be another superb addition to the squad. We also welcomed young goalkeeper Rob Elliot from Charlton Athletic who will help us retain healthy competition for that position after loaning out Fraser Forster to Celtic.[Reserve for last minute surprise signing of quality player, panic buy of mediocre player, or short-term signing of some old guy who just won't retire.] Of course we had also hoped to secure a further right back and striker in the window, in addition to Demba Ba. Work to bring a right back and a striker into the club began early in the summer. Negotiations were complex and protracted and unfortunately it was disappointing that ultimately we could not secure our priority targets. Whilst we did turn our attention to alternative prospects in the latter stages of the window, we have a very clear transfer policy and will not make knee-jerk decisions at the last-minute which are not in the best interests of the club. We understand that supporters will feel frustrated that we did not sign another right back or striker during the window, but it was not for lack of trying that we did not bring our final target in.

Seydoux's all like: http://i.imgur.com/pEw4f.jpg

Oh, he's totally in the know. Tommy Hilfiger even gave him a hat!

It'll be interesting to see what this was all about someday. Even if it was limited to CL teams I can't imagine one of them wouldn't have ponied up 7M units of monetary currency of whatever variety. Of course, maybe he just didn't want to leave.

What a boring day for Ashley's helicopter pilot.

"He is the player of fire, the mind of the big dog"

Can't see how the club's way of doing business is any worse than the uber rich throwing shitloads of cash around to get whomever they want.

Wise has blatantly only watched this fellow on YouTube. Keegan will be none too pleased. Cockney mafia out.

http://i.imgur.com/vYV6l.jpg

No me gusta. Looks like discounted imperfects.

Quick, somebody organize an "Ashley In" rally. "Don't Boycoutt the Club!!!"

One definition of sarcasm (not the only one): : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain

Must have Shola with chef's hat smiley.

Those are pretty disparate choices, but I guess I'd recommend he go for the soothing.

Ain't nothin' but a thang.

The Stadion an der Gellertstraße is always a great away day. http://i.imgur.com/Av8BA.jpg

Finally, a chance to see if we can handle the likes of Carsten Sträßer.

I heard Mathieu Dubuchy is super racist. Doesn't like any good foods at all. Fucking bastard.

I heard that Debuchy might not have KFC in about half an hour or so.

Hopefully we sell Colo and get him in. Or we could sell everyone on the squad and buy one really gigantic player. It'd be like a tranfer window economic Voltron.