B-more Mag

N-O never forgets.

Am I to understand this lad’s too sexy for Milan — too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan?

I like the name Sandro. Reminds me of Destro, of G.I. Joe fame.

Let's not forget the nine yellows!

More unnecessarily creepy AI-like renderings.

Dan Burn’s ode to the Newcastle class of 2022-23

A big meeting A great sporting event The main event!

Not so fast and furious, man. Plenty of time for that.

Time keeps on slipping into the future.

The Passage of Time MOTM for me so far.

Worth a cheeky bid on this Post fella if Leicester go down?

It’s crazy how many players you could make a case for without being completely off your rocker.

Fuck Cleveland.

Still being in Cleveland seems to be working.

Why am I in an airport, bound for Cleveland?

Jaissle will be absolute champing at the bit to leave the Red Bull machine and European football behind to finally make it to the big leagues with the mackems.

Just looked it up on Google Earth, and holy fucking fire hazard, that away end access.

Next two at St James' Park is huge. We’re gonna do it.

I sort of get why people have a little bit of trepidation about playing clubs that have something to play for, but I also remember years of being near the bottom of the table when absolutely. nothing. would. go. our. way. We’re going to have our way with them, sexually. Metaphorically sexually.

Could do with a goal in Lexus stoppage time.

Correct. Basically that the government wouldn’t directly interfere with the club. The “separation” thing has always been a dumbed down red herring pushed by the media. PIF is and always has been unequivocally an instrumentality of the KSA.

Correct. Basically the entire board of PIF is government ministers, and the government appoints directors when there’s a vacancy. That’s all long-known public information.

Interested: Yes People: 1 Ticket: Yes Hotel: Yes Weekend Food: Yes Weekend Activities: Yes Dates you cannot attend: Weekend of Nov. 18 and 19 so as to avoid “Daddy missed my birthday to get shitfaced in Newcastle”.