B-more Mag

Squad should have impeccable hair.

Wasn’t Morgan Whittaker pegged for a step up to the PL in January? Did he just have a purple patch then fall off or something?

If the PL or whoever is going to make me have to give half a shit about finances and austerity in the context of obscenely rich owners and shit, at least make the whole thing fucking transparent. It’s such a fucking chore to be a sports fan anymore. Like, nobody gets into sports because it’s extra time to do math guessing games.

Way I, dude. It’s, like, me. Hurray the tune!

I maybe have to 100% absolutely have to have that goalkeeper shirt.

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I feel like Armstrong should simultaneously be much older and much younger than 27.

I’m so ready to clear ‘23/‘24 from the ol’ memory banks. Roll on ‘24/‘25 and presumably some new form of pain.

His haircuts generally look serviceable, though a few are a bit dodgy. Confident Howe can get the best out of him, though.

I was looking forward to being taught how to Dougie.

Saturday (25th).

I’d love to be able to say thank God this season’s over, but, nope, still have to sweat out the FA Cup final.

The sorting hat says Newcastle United.

Bruno in the hat.

Ahahsjsjdssasszsd!

Fucking joke

Shit.

PEL PEL PRLN

Man U score

Well fuck.

Pope!

Argh.