B-more Mag

Part of a massive Spanish language media conglomerate in the U.S. (TelevisaUnivision). So, theoretically, yes. But no real idea in reality.

Set the pitch ablaze is a metaphor, Isak.

Christ. I hope they at least let him take his piss test in peace.

It’s so wild seeing a guy basically the height of an NBA shooting guard being that good with his feet.

Imagine being that much of a greedy dick that you can't get a personal deal done like anywhere.

Boooooooooooooooo (urns)

Odd way of deploying the ol' reverse jinx, but I'll accept it.

"Attractive football"

Hope losing to Bruno won’t bother him.

He can stand! And walk!!!

The exclamation point there really captures the excitement of the video.

Some of our support isn’t half stalker-y, man.

skyspurts

A "genuine bid" from a dude it took me less than an hour or so to figure out had been sanctioned by the State of Texas for fraudulent sale of securities and whose California home was subject of an asset forfeiture proceeding.

For all the talk about lack of goals and being streaky, .48 goals per 90 min. in La Liga seems fairly decent.

I always thought Welcome to Hell would be a great song for St James'.

Complete with Fender covering Smash ya Pastie, wor Isak was so taken with it.

It’s incredible. My sweat was like 40 proof at that age.

Who is Keyser Söze?

Hopefully Isak’s in the air with no access to this.

It happen.

I'm but a simple man, who--being neither an expert nor a fortune teller--is deeply satisfied that this is the kind of thing we're dealing with now.

I see you’ve been practicing at the rewriting ground.

“Understand Isak is no further along than 1 hour ago. No progress.” /edwardstweet

“Scored a few cup final goals” is what really makes it, I think.