B-more Mag

Who is Keyser Söze?

Hopefully Isak’s in the air with no access to this.

It happen.

I'm but a simple man, who--being neither an expert nor a fortune teller--is deeply satisfied that this is the kind of thing we're dealing with now.

I see you’ve been practicing at the rewriting ground.

“Understand Isak is no further along than 1 hour ago. No progress.” /edwardstweet

“Scored a few cup final goals” is what really makes it, I think.

In the net and on the board!

They apparently really wanted him. I get what you’re saying, but you’ll drive yourself crazy trying to figure out exactly what’s going on behind the scenes when—for good reason—we don’t have access to all the relevant information.

Not sure there’s really much to understand. He’s been somebody they’ve reportedly been really interested in for a while, the price is something they’re willing to pay, voilà.

I wouldn’t even give a single flying fuck if we were overpaying here. The fact that we’re even in this situation is unbelievable and exhilarating.

Brazilian posse, Swede posse, we have everything.

Indeed!

Wahooga!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck everybody to be honest

Whatever’s going on, it seems like we’ve been willing to do a reasonable deal for him. If it doesn’t work out for some reason, it doesn’t seem like it’ll be due to lowballing.

Brains are often incorrectly conflated with another offal: sweetbreads. That’s led to the incorrect assumption that brains are sweet. Determining exactly how much brain has been killed in any bout necessarily involves science. Thus: sweet science. Here we go!

Slightly disappointed there’s no plane spotting element to this.

Dear motherfucking god please make this deal officially get confirmed today.