B-more Mag

Arsenal’s got, what, like only two guys out there over 25?

The plan keeps coming up again And the plan means nothing stays the same But the plan won't accomplish anything If it's not implemented Like it's always been And it makes me think of everyone The cause of this is evident But the remedy cannot be found 'Cause it's so well hidden This history lesson Doesn't make any sense In any less than 10, 000 year increments Common sense Common sense Common sense Common sense Common sense

I kind of wish the summer transfer window was truncated and ended a few weeks before the start of the season. Pressure gets stuff done, and that pressure would be better placed before the season begins.

Is there a standard xG model? Or is it one of those things where whatever outfit is doing it has their own variation, such that xG will differ depending on where you're looking (sort of like WAR in baseball)?

Based on what we can reasonably infer about how the club is approaching the window, given the limited information we have, it seems to me the club is acting pretty consistently with the way it said it would.

Yep. I think Forest fans will really be excited for Cooper to put Jizz on the team sheet.

I wonder what value Willem II puts on Jizz.

Destiny Udogie. Jizz Hornkamp.

He posted any Look at me, look at me, I’m on a private jet. Pathetic. photos lately?

Kind of surprised none of João Pedro, Dennis, and Sarr have been sold yet.

Reminds me of when @Deputy Dawg UK aggressively told @Kanji he's not his mate.

I kind of hate having instantaneous access to incomplete and unreliable information.

My God, how I love but also absolutely despise the transfer window.

Why is he doing a Beavis as Cornholio pose?

Tumescent.

Yep. Frustrating clickbait stuff on that part.

"The agent group chat".

Stoke fucking loves a Delap.

I knew I was missing something.

I'm linking us with Matheus Nascimento from Botofogo.

Have we been linked with Ben Brereton Díaz at all this window?

Paquetá does have a bit of Chris Cornell about him. Just needs to grow the hair out a bit.

Only just the 50 million Pound release clause on an 18 year old then, Palmeiras? https://www.the-sun.com/sport/football/premier-league/5880729/newcastle-giovani-palmeiras/