B-more Mag

Man, I would not have wanted to put him on the stand. Ultimately his own call though.

So it's between the incredible media backlash they are about to receive and having to watch NFL... If you actually bang them they make you watch baseball. Don't make me Ray Rice you. As if I know what that means That's the beauty of it.

So it's between the incredible media backlash they are about to receive and having to watch NFL... If you actually bang them they make you watch baseball. Don't make me Ray Rice you.

Christ, man. All they had to do was just look at the NFL over the past couple of years to know that you've got to suspend a player as soon as charges are leveled (and keep him suspended unless there's a resolution in his favor) to be able to come out of it with any perceived integrity.

A stripper with a smelly fanny. Lady Garlic Snatch All stripers stink of garlic. FACT Not true. Some reek of vomit.

Sponsored by epileptic seizures.

I've always assumed the relegationometer is powered by coal-fired steam engine, but I don't really know that for certain. Pata?

You have Tottingham Hotspurs winning the league and you think it looks realistic? Spreadsheets!

*sexy

With erotic noncequences?

There's a Tamagotchi as well.

If we don't get relegated, something's terribly wrong with the PL.

Sake.

Humor is a natural way of dealing with horrible things. No one here is condoning or truly making light of what happened. We're all acutely aware of how sad it is.

Adam Johnson maybe [emoji38]Meant fist, but it seems to have worked out better this way.

Nobody pumps a first better, though.

Auditioning.

Do we really have to do a halftime here, cause I don't wanna.

He's a Ben Arfa fan, so he's got that going for him, I guess.

Who the fuck is Daniel Tan Barlaser?

It'll be the fault of every single person involved in this regime: owner, board, manager, coaches, trainers, and players. None of them are competent to be in the positions they're in.

Lose this one and we're three points shy of where we were in 08-09 after 24 games. Yay.

Happy new year!

A solid "meh".

I feel like by now the club should have more baskets to put its eggs in.