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If David Coverdale is right, I'll totally change my opinion on Whitesnake.

Except they've already been asked and refused to comment. Hmmm. Can't even follow our own template correctly. Shoddy work.

The NUFC Guide to Doing Fake Deals suggests that tomorrow Rafa's camp should be releasing a statement that they haven't had any contact from the club and reports that a deal is close to being done are categorically untrue.

I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

I don't really think there's any way to spin it and have it come out looking like the club has acted reasonably or competently.

It's kind of irrelevant what McClaren does or doesn't know. The bottom line is: (1) by all accounts there's nobody new in place; and (2) once again the club treats its supporters with utter disdain.

Should be a great training sesh.

I'm pretty sure you could write an entire textbook for an M.B.A. course using only don't-do-this case studies drawn from NUFC.

Can you hear that? That's the deafening silence of the club's profound incompetence.

He's getting 'moved'. "Steve, we're gonna need you to go ahead and move downstairs to Storage B . . ."

When did we get Paul Blart on staff?

We should probably wish for a million more wishes straight off.

Be careful, doing something different might not work. Maybe just stick with the thing that definitely doesn't work. Makes sense.

Me neither but i don't think it's a job where he can come out of it having a worse reputation than he did coming in. Yeah, that's probably true. It's quite a bit different than Shearer, who didn't have any prior managerial reputation to rely on and his first project was failing to keep us up.

If I was looking at the prospect of a much better job next season, I'm not sure helping out NUFC would be the answer to the question "how do I want to spend the next ten weeks."

Glad to see everything's going according to plan for the bookies.

Gotta keep my tongue in my mouth, gotta keep my tongue in my mouth. I'm Rafa, I can do this.

Does anyone really need a firstborn child?

I'm not sure there's anyone who could get this group of charlatans working well enough to make the difference we need in the limited time we have.

Ashley will just send Charnley one of them new fangled fax thingys, to hand over.... Had to figure out what to do without Carver around to phone people for him.

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? http://i.imgur.com/l3HmBpA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/r3mYYUR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5xTW6Rc.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eyb0IjC.jpg

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: http://i.imgur.com/0cts8Tz.jpg

I swear to god you could fill our boardroom with spider monkeys and get better outcomes than this lot.

This cunt gone yet?

Oh, good. Now we're taking time with preparations. Best not to rush into things, like BUYING A FUCKING FOOTBALL CLUB WITHOUT ANY DUE DILIGENCE.