B-more Mag

"... excited for the debut of Rafael Benitez's successor Sammy Lee."

But, David, £4 million is 267 times the living wage!

http://i.imgur.com/jyl7hza.png Ashley ultimately controls the entity that's the sole stockholder, so all he needs to do is remove McClaren from the board (absent any contract that limits his ability to do so, which would be totally fucking mental).

Don't do this to yourself.

Fuck rumors of change. We've gotten direct promises of change before, and we've seen what that comes to. This regime will never change for the better in any material way.

Thanks but no thanks to Paul Scholes.

"We're offering £7.35 an hour, Rafa! That's well above the new £7.20 living wage coming into effect next month!"

It's a nonstarter, really. Ashley's fucked himself by being a lying cunt and letting everybody know he's a lying cunt. Anybody with an existing reputation who's worth their salt would steer well clear or require assurances Ashley either wouldn't give or which would take substantial effort to negotiate.

I like the way they report on Cabella and Thauvin like youth loans that will come back to help us at some point.

It's amazing the way the club website keeps churning out pure shit as if nothing's amiss. http://i.imgur.com/jQlLwqt.png

The good news is there's plenty of time to not do anything in.

The club's only had one egg basket for years.

Club in massive incompetence shocker.

I think some of the same qualities would make it seem like an insult, as we're not a BIG CLUBTM.

Benitez. As if. I can only image the accented guffaws if he's asked.

The viable candidates are all corpses.

Never give the manager access to the letterhead.

He's got to realize he's shit at this, right? RIGHT?

Quite.

Fuck this noise man. I'm going to go do something more enjoyable, like gnaw my own dick off.

Commemorative yellow and white striped away kit next season, pls.

This is the slowest moving train wreck ever. I feel like we should just be able to jump off and walk away faster than train's moving, but somehow we're stuck in our seats as it ever so gradually crashes and burns.

I swear every human employed by or otherwise related to this club needs to be exterminated in the most inhumane way. Then fumigate and sanitize SJP and the training center. Start from fucking zero.

This is the most transparent shit ever. What a fucking nightmare this club is.

Good idea. A rodent infestation is always a wake up call.