B-more Mag

Banana, no longer str8 like a.

And those insufferable Sports Direct employees. All "pay me a living wage, pay me a living wage." The balls on those wasters.

http://i.imgur.com/Igxpmpa.jpg

Fucking wed to him. At least his ex-wife got to divorce the fucker and get alimony. We're stuffed under a burka and married for life.

I noticed that as well, comes jumping off the bench like a lunatic. FP on the jacket, don't know the name. Fabio Pecchia.

This whole thing of getting relegated anyway is like getting beaten to a bloody pulp and the beating finally stops and you think thank God its over, then they just go ahead and piss on you. I assume.

Well, at least the hope is gone now. The hope is what kills you.

"Oh no, b'rer geordie, don't throw me in the colback patch."

http://i.imgur.com/sB9UBuy.png http://i.imgur.com/OucbeG2.jpg

Is Colback an agricultural defensive midfielder?

It's totally exciting. With Ashley, though, there always is that sense of waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm going to try to put that out of mind for as long as I can.

At first you think he's crazy, then you realize it's just Benicio Del Toro preparing for a new role. http://i.imgur.com/tcicD3d.jpg

Real Madrid's set would be fine.

See, now this shit has me thinking things like "Maybe he would stay with us even if we go down, make sure we come back up, and make us stable and decent." The kind of unreasonable shit hope makes you think. Fuck off, hope.

I've got to think that even though he has the exit plan if we don't stay up, he sees enough in the squad to make him think he's got a decent shot at keeping us up. He may be supremely confident--but it's not Pardewesque baseless confidence. I can't see him taking on something that's a fundamental losing battle. That really means nothing, I guess. Stupid hope. Always fucking shit up.

Oh shit. That reminds me. I promised to change my opinion of Whitesnake if he was right. And he was right. I probably ought not have done that.

I'm probably at ocho. Maybe siete.

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This feeling I'm feeling feels wrong.

It's sickening. You had plenty of time to get out Mike. All you forrins should've just started supporting Man City when you had the chance. Newcastle aren't even my worst team, they're not even the worst run. http://i.imgur.com/KaoaVOd.png Don't make me out misery, you, Mike.

Current NU regime is so unprofessional gong show that new manager must advice them how to proceed I just want Benitez to come it and steamroll the place. Take it the fuck over like it ain't no thang.

Unequivocal language. No 'set to be' or 'we understand'. Noice. http://i.imgur.com/wNa3Z0x.jpg

If this doesn't come off, torches and pitchforks outside Ashley's pad. I'll bring beer and lighter fluid.