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I can't totally dispute that.

Until the injuries.

Think I would have preferred losing.

To think I let myself have hope. Stupid.

SET PENIS!

I don't think McClaren is an idiot. I'm sure he has reasons that make sense to him for doing what he's doing. But I'd expect to see more progress than we've seen, and I think we have every right to be impatient at this point. Perhaps a bit "unfair" to McClaren, but he took this on and we didn't ask for him, so I'm not going to feel sorry.

I generally don't wish any particular ill will to any specific person, but I totally wish testicular torsion to Mike Ashley.

Probably should change the thread title to RELEGATIONOMETER - ALL THE FUCKING TIME. 2014/15 is a bit dated.

Do we really have to do this one? I don't want to do this one.

http://i.imgur.com/b8HHwYW.gif

Is that his actual address? Up there in Barnet, N20? Yeah, ginormous place that I would not encourage anyone to actually vandalize in any meaningful way under most circumstances.

Fucker's just sitting there content in his massive estate "Montebello" there at 19 Totteridge Common, not giving a shit that his comfort is paid for in part by raping the club and its supporters blind. Dick.

Stupid cunt has me dreaming up ridiculous B-movie kidnapping schemes to get him away from the club.

I guess I'm back to hoping we do get relegated. What a fucking stupid situation this is.

If I were a moderately sane, moderately successful manager or assistant manager, I'd say to myself: "Self?" "Yeah, what's up?" "Is NUFC really the place I want to be to make a go of my career?" "No, self. No it is not. And that's a fucking stupid question you should already have known the answer to. Fucking moron."

Ashley doesn't really do doing something. He's more of a sit back while it all collapses and then somehow you manage to scrape by at the very last second type.

If McClaren went, what then? Simpson or Cathro? Would players get behind any of them? Would they get behind anybody? Knowing Ashley, he'll wait far too long to do anything, then won't do enough. Everything is fucked.

Could you expand on that?

Need to get him on an Alpine coaster back to Deutschland.

Went with fire him if I could and forcibly shave the ginger island of middle aged sadness.

I maintain that anybody who would willingly step into the manager—sorry, head coach—position at this point is too fundamentally fucked up to deserve the job.

...why? Why have I continued? My lot in life is to support shit teams. It's what I'm good at.