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Current NU regime is so unprofessional gong show that new manager must advice them how to proceed I just want Benitez to come it and steamroll the place. Take it the fuck over like it ain't no thang.

Unequivocal language. No 'set to be' or 'we understand'. Noice. http://i.imgur.com/wNa3Z0x.jpg

If this doesn't come off, torches and pitchforks outside Ashley's pad. I'll bring beer and lighter fluid.

Also, the club not saying any fucking thing about anything ever, doesn't help. I get that they're constrained in what they can say about particular deals, but at least fucking say something about recognizing the precariousness of the club's position and working on pursuing options for changing it.

It just stinks of so many transfer window failures under this regime. Feed press info about target; press beats the drum; looks like deal is happening; word gets out that very substantial parts of the deal haven't been discussed or agreed upon; deal doesn't happen; club says nothing or trots out the line that these deals take time and are hard to do; we all remember everything is horrible forever. Sounds cynical, but based on past history I don't think it's reasonable to trust the club had this all sorted and signing is just a formality. Hopefully this is the exception that proves the rule.

You seen the weather over here? No. It's nice over here today. Wishful thinking, I guess.

Training sessions would be a good opportunity for day drinking. Bring a couple lawn chairs; a grill. Cook up some burgers and dogs. Maybe smoke a little. Oh and a Frisbee. I wonder if he has a dog. I'd bring my dog.

I don't know how accurate that is generally, but that is Ashley's place.

Bet he takes a dick pic and sets it as the wallpaper on his office computer for Rafa.

My balls are beginning to blue.

"Something may or may not be happening about something."

Every second that goes by is a second that Rafa could see reason. I am scared.

The way this club is run, it's a miracle that the team doesn't spend every game kicking the ball in our own net.

We might want to put in a bulk order for forum Prozac.

My God. There was absolutely no prior evidence that the club's management would go rogue and act... unprofessionally. Simply shocking, Steve. Simply shocking.

Time for a holiday, Steve. I suggest Hair Island.

Total 5/7 appointment if it comes off.

Oh he's definitely stool, alright.

Oh. So we have get all the Mexicans, then, hmm? I see how it is.

I was pretty comfortable knowing we were sleepwalking into it and I could kind of just look away. This kind of shake up would make me look directly at it as it happens. Yay, more painful.

Don't worry Steve, you're still head coach. You just don't have to do anything. It'll be exactly the same as always.

[emoji38]Like, if this is true, I'm starting to wonder what the fuck is wrong with Rafa. We're garbage island if it were on fire. I might lose a little respect for him if he does join us.

The featured article on Wikipedia is Anfield. I suppose somebody could read that as some sort of omen if one were disposed to do such a thing.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE TRANSFER CHOPPER IS?!?