B-more Mag

If the alternative is repeatedly stapling your scrotum to a block of wood that's quite a conundrum.

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Cotton Hill

Can't imagine Benitez going to Everton.

Charnley: "Stay, yeah?" Benitez: "Nah." Charnley: "We tried."

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Another mustard stripe away kit, please.

i don't think he'll be that bothered by the championship, i'm convincing myself he's going to stay Just leaning into the uppercut here, mojo. This is what happens when you only follow one sport. We have to allocate our pain over several. Knock out punch vs. body blows.

The fact that Ashley has never been able to get workable internal structures in place reinforces for me that, in addition to just not giving a shit, he's not really a business person--just a gambler who has hit it a few times.

Mike Ashley is a malignant tumor that has ravaged the club. In his nine years here he's proven himself to be nothing more than an absentee landlord, at the best of times, and a pimp, whoring out the club for the benefit of his own interests, at the worst. I'll have no expectation for anything good to come to us so long as he's involved with the club.

Why couldn't that made up sheikh have bought us when he had the chance?

Not really sure why it's a problem to leave other sports where they are. If you don't like American football, baseball, or basketball then just don't go in. Just like I do with the fucking stupid Marvel comics and movies thread.

We all joked about your shoes, but we never imagined they'd end up causing you brain damage.

I wish I didn't have this little bit of belief that he'll stay. It's going to make his leaving so much more suck.

Well leave it idling just in case.

I'd like to think somebody in the administration of the club would learn something from this, but I have 100% confidence they won't. Because they just don't fucking care. Nuke the whole fucking thing bar Benitez.

Why the fuck is anything, ever?

Cyanide it is.

Champagne or cyanide.

We had science on our side.

I want him to buy the club.

Mind fuck of a season no matter how it ends.

Please stop. Hmm. You must not know 'bout me.

I can't feel my face when we're with him but I love it.