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Taking all this shit with a pinch of salt to be honest. Like I do with all newspaper bollocks.

Shola in John Lewis today.

I just missed him, and you. I've been there all day. Burnt and merry as can be!

Lovenkrands in Tynemouth about 3 hours ago.

What the fuck? If thats their spending spree, then what a fucking anticlimax. What a load of shite. Jealous? Not in the slightest, you dirty fucking mackem bamps.

Think he will stay to be honest. He's probably already suprised that a super club hasn't already came in for him. As much as I love the lad, I can't help but think he thought we'd be inundated with offers from massive clubs.

Edit, his phone is off. Cunt.

Not in the press, but just got a text from a non-cunt friend saying he's just saw Sturridge in Newcastle. I'll ring him now, if he's lying he's getting chinned.

The new one feels lush on, especially on hot days like today.

That's why my "mong" comment wasn't aimed at you and your mates i know your their to support the team, I'm on about the lot that are that goosed they can't find their seat and when they do they just give abuse to the fans around them, i don't care how p*ssed you are there's no excuse for telling a kid to f*** off for not joining in. Anyway's see you next season That just broke my brain. I'd keep out of this Gashley. Your twitter account makes me want to vomit out my vital organs.

I would be one of those mongs, never seen you coming along and say anything to me or my mate? instead of spouting s*** on a forum say it to our faces. suppose you have the perfect chance now eh.... Oh and by the way, I look forward to seeing you next season :-) What an utterly loathsome character you appear to be. Better then being a cunt.

Anyway, chuffed with my seat, like I said, sat in roughly the same seat for alot of the games last season and the fact you can stand up means alot to me. I don't know why, it just feels right at a game, and would be feel uncomfortable having to sit down now. There looks to be a nice pocket of lads I know in that row now, should be good next season. Just hope we get some encouragement on the pitch!

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Guess I'll be seeing you then mate. Fingers crossed you're not a smelly cunt.

What? Right next to me ?

Aye you said row Q though, trying to confuse me here? Ah yes, my error, I meant row U.

I know, U is the back row, thats where I was last season. Yeah GM, first floor in the club shop.

You are almost on the end of the row(give or take 2 seats) i was Q48 in block S last year and thats about 10 seats from the aisle, great view though! Yeah, I bought the same seat nearly all of last season, great view and the atmosphere isn't too bad, and with it being the back row, you can stand all game. Roll on next season.

Aye, its on my little receipt thing, me and my cousin got two seats together, couple of seats along from NSG and nufckev. http://i54.tinypic.com/x0y9e1.jpg

Urgh, just re-checked my receipt. Block T, Row Q, Seat 63. Close enough though mate, I'm sure I'll spot you out the crowd.

When I moved my season ticket a few years ago, I went to a pre-season friendly to test it out and it was fucking restricted view. Fucking hell. Which part of the stadium was that in? Leazes level 4, it was one of the big white railings on the concrete barrier at the front of each block of seats, completely obscured my view of the Leazes penalty area. This was a few years ago now mind, Google images seems to suggest that they're not there anymore or at least not as big, which I'm not surprised about cos there was no way I was paying top whack for that, tbf to the box office, they moved me as soon as I got in contact about it. Realistically unless you're at pitch level or something (and they'd probably have to dig a hole for your seat to have you at pitch level), it's probably difficult to find a shit seat in SJP these days. Where is yours? Away up in the Upper Tier of the Gallowgate. Block U. Hopefully aisle end of a row. Legroom is my biggest concern, as I don't think there should be any restricted view issues from there. Me too GM. See you next season!

Think it's fairly well documented that Newcastle can't compete with Sunderland either on fee or wages for N'Zogbia. Not sure why he would want to join a lower half PL club either when he will have offers from a top half club. What a mong. Imagine going to Sunderland rather than Newcastle. It's like turning down Cheryl Cole for Susan Boyle.

themichaelowen michael owen Good to see Chris Hughton back in management too. He deserved a chance at a good club like Birmingham after doing so well at Newcastle. We not a good club like? You fucking odious cunt-rag.

I've never ever thought Nolan looked fat. Not as agile or as toned as most, but certainly not fat.

What makes you say that? Not being arsey, just would like to know...