Rocker

So we play our cloggers against the top teams and other clogger teams? Can't wait.

Not when they've probably got some of Valencia, Young, Anderson, Park, Giggs, and Fletcher on the bench, probably not. We've got Smith

You could say that about every flair player. Do Man United fans worry about Nani getting snapped every game?

Because he's playing football? He's no more like then every other fucking player, and we don't fear for the likes of Barton getting done over every week, do we? Get a fucking grip man.

Why would he get done again though? It's unfortunate, not a conspiracy.

End of the day, even if he misses the first game of the season, we'll still see him for 30 odd games, which I'm fucking chuffed about. Everything will be alreet man.

Pardew is just trialling a formation, knowing for a fact he will replace the hapless Lovenkrands with the more competant Erdic...

Enrique

North Shields to Amsterdam is mint to be honest.

He'll play not for money, but the warm feeling in his heart when he pulls on the toon shirt.

Can see Zoggy running down his contract signing us for free next summer. He gets a canny signing on fee, we get our player, Dave Whelan and Wigan are relegated.

Can imagine Llambias getting through his front door, taking off his hat, and wiping a big gremma off his face. Wife asks ' How'd it go chuck?' Derek replies ' Not good Doris, they spat at me again, I just don't understand' 'It's ok Dick, I'll put Shirley Bassey on and we'll have a hobnob and a cuppa'

Not saying I disagree with you entirely, but I sense a ton of bricks approaching at high fucking speed. Nah, the vast majority can handle expensive piss weak ales.

Rocker.: Just enquired about buying Danny Guthrie. He's 60 a night, nee kissing. My humour is lost upon these cunts.

Rocker.: Barton was born in a mosque in Huyton at 4am. He was born without a soul, and had to purchase one second hand in 1994.

Convinced one guy on the feed that Mehdi Abeid has two livers. He took the bait and asked how was that possible, as there wouldn't be room in a human body. I said he carried one around in a back pack, and can drink three bottles of white storm without getting drunk.

Happy about Vuckic.

Guessing thats the press conference?

Our friendlies start in about 18 hours. So fuck.

Not arsed. Most of you lot didn't expect him in anyway, so what are you fucking whinging about?

No bid according to the same cunt. lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Been told that NO bid for N'Zogbia has gone in, details in tonight's Chronicle

Nah man, this is just to show our intentions to N'Zogbia, so he knows he's wanted. He puts in a transfer request and kicks up a big fuss, claiming ' le wont play for le Wigan again' thus downsizing his transfer fee.

Anyone been able to get this working? Never loads for me, other vids are fine. Yeah. It's a decent watch. Pardew says Sylvain needs a lot of work in pre-season as looks off the pace at the moment, Abeid looks like a real find ( he does too, the video shows some of his footwork which is fucking quick and Ba wasn't a Carr recommendation, all Pardew.

You beat cancer ?