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Aye, North Shields. Shaun's lad?

Aye, me mates son got his picture taken with him in SJP before the game.

This will almost certainly have some weighting in Barton and Enrique signing new deals. It does show alot of promise.

Just realised he'll now appear for Liverpool in FIFA 2012, with a much more detailed face then he would ever have had for Newcastle.

A bloke of about 43? That's canny specific like

Why, what's happened? Nothing he just needs to eat something to put some weight on. My brother even remarked last night: "Who's the work experience lad at the back?" When watching Sky. He makes your brother look like HHH.

Time to step up to the plate, bigman.

Wish footballers would shut their fucking mouths sometimes like. Thick as fuck. Lets unsettle this team together...

Villa? Liverpool? Now I know this qoute is out of context or fabricated.

Is he fuck.

Defeatist. I hate defeatism.

Truth.

Three points here would do us the world of good, and it's not out of the question at all. Birmingham are a very limited side, but play to their strengths well, and they a very hard working side. We'll first have to match that their industrious play, and then in my opinion, hit them on the counter attack. Key balls in from Barton, Enrique and Jonas ( ) are a must, and Nolan has got to take the risk and move into dangerous positions at all times, otherwise its pointless playing him, because he isn't a creative or defensive midfielder. Zigic doesn't concern me in this game, which might suprise a few considering he's scoring for fun at the moment. Just don't think he can bully our centrebacks at all. Martins on the other hand, will either go one of two ways. He'll have a shitter and be largely anonymous, or he'll fucking 'Dawson' Williamson and give us a tough time. Stephen Carr needs a good booing, just because he's an odious little spawny cunt. Best to score again. 0-1.

Don't know why people are slagging of the addition of Shearer in some people's #11. He's the greatest striker I've ever witnessed in the flesh, and with me being a mere 24 years of age, and not a massive follower of international football, the induction of Shearer into any all time eleven, would be a given.

Just been cut off by Lua Lua in hiswhite BMW in benton. Cunt.

If I was him I wouldn´t sign anything until I saw 30m+ spent in the summer. Article would be far more believable if Barton hadn't already stated he was definately signing a contract on Saturday.

This Ewerthon thing definately has substance. Length of deal is the sticking point apparently, as Ewerthon wants more then a one year contract.* *According to a friend who thinks he is in the know, and annoyingly right alot, too. He's a cunt, fwiw.

Im not so sure.....The point of an elbow dropped into a tender area can really hurt! The point of his elbow was nowhere near man. Can't believe we're having this discussion. Aye fuck it! The elbow was class, we came back from 4 down and I got wrecked on bad beer served in plastic glasses so its all good in the hood. Aye, that fucking narks me. I know Carling is fucking rank anyway, but why does it taste like fucking blood served out of an anus, at St James Park? I'm talking about Sam Jacks and other places; rarely buy a pint in the ground. Should just buy the two pound bottles up stairs.

Im not so sure.....The point of an elbow dropped into a tender area can really hurt! The point of his elbow was nowhere near man. Can't believe we're having this discussion. Aye fuck it! The elbow was class, we came back from 4 down and I got wrecked on bad beer served in plastic glasses so its all good in the hood. Aye, that fucking narks me. I know Carling is fucking rank anyway, but why does it taste like fucking blood served out of an anus, at St James Park?

Class.

Like I said earlier, I went for a piss at 32 mins and the kiosks were full. Alot of people didn't go home, alot of people went to drown some sorrows. Foolish, yes, but they didn't go home.

Daft o'clock.