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Fuck you Alan Pardew. I hate you and your slag of a mother. If you take on this job, I will personally see to it that your Cat will be raped and made to watch dvds of Chris Hughton raping your cat.

If this happens, I won't be going back till all of them are gone/dead.

Hitfzfeld on horseback, trotting up Northumberland street.

I have no idea what's going on.

According to Nolan, his mate dances the chicken dance on nights out, and has told Nolan he must do it after every goal.

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When?

' WE ALL LIVE IN KEVIN NOLANS HOUSE!'

Haha, you dirty fucking mackem cunts.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! KILL THE MACKEMS!!! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!!! KILL THE MACKEMS!!!

Mackem in disguise tbh...

Been off on holiday all week, went to work to hand a form in, and checked my shift on the computers. They've rota'd me in on sunday, 9:30am till 18:00pm, without even as much as a call. Fucking cunts, I told them I wasn't doing it, but said if I checked my contract they can change my shifts up until Thursday the week before ( my week starts on a sun). Cunts. Absolute CUNTS.

I'd give up.

Would make no sense at all. So it's nailed on.

Good patter, occifer. Just re-read the last page, you horrible bastards... Nee hearts!

Aye, thats where I recognised it from.

He's got the frame of an ill schoolboy.

I put on less than 2.5 goals on this, so please, no-one else score.

Er, whatever I'm doing - I'm doing it with James G Apologies.

To confirm, I'm sharing a taxi from central with Niel, Stu and QBG? Looking forward to this :lol: :lol:

Not just racist, but illegal too. Didn't Downey Jnr do it in Tropic Thunder?

I'm going to be dissappointed if Bernard doesn't turn up now. Oh, and I don't know if this is too racist, but for a laugh, I was going to black up and go as Titote. With a Tiote shirt and some white boots. My girlfriends said It wouldn't go down too well...

Imagine

Are we seeing some titties in sam jacks before hand?