Rocker

We were talking earlier about Dostoyevsky weren't we? Yeah, Theodore Michaelovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821, died 1881.

Please don't use the term 'me thinks'.

The first Lockwood Cup.

I'm in.

Can you talk to my wife please?

Red Bull. It doesn't give you wing-ers.

Honestly, there's cunts on here that deserve fuck all. I honestly hope transfer deadline day ruins your Friday.

This place was an easier read under Pardew and Bruce for fucks sake. I think we are seeing first hand the effect of imbalanced gentle parenting and being exposed to social media from birth.

Fwiw, Troy Deeney thinks he's leaving Palace tomorrow. Apparently they're close. About as grim as an update as you can get.

Especially if Isak is fit.

Gordon?

Getting top four without a couple of brilliant signings will be almost impossible. If he's getting sacked for not getting top four, he's been set up for failure.

Like Cacapa running after Portsmouth's forward line

How does he seem somewhat unhappy?

I really don't care anymore.

Harrison Gashby.

After all this, I want at least ten goals a season from the lad.

0-3. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Makes me laugh out loud every time.

God, that's good.

Schrödinger's bid. Palace don't accept or reject the latest offer so the deal is never 'off'.

I'm booing this cunt now, even if he signs.

I've been on here over twenty years and I'm not part of the clique