Rocker

You can get shin pads for like 4 quid man. Just get some. Bamps.

Don't see why anyone wouldn't wear them man, and nee cardboard ones like Santiago, either. http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/11/42/46/2501003/5/628x471.jpg

Tell you what, doesn't look like a bad set of sides!

I wonder if I still have some pace, or if it has dwindled over time like on FM.

Remember a particually dodgy tackle by Stu, breaking my shin-pad in half. Very high. Pity it didn't stop me from winning the ball and providing an assist. Oh and I know Rich, I'm just a sensitive soul and want to be liked by everyone.

So wanna score now You'll need to turn up first. Nice fishing, been to more than you ( probably). This will be my fifth ( and best) Reds vs Blues

I'm going to go shopping for one tomorrow. My old FC Kaiserslauten one has started to disintegrate.

Don't you live miles away mate?

So wanna score now

What position are you playing Rich?

Gouffran to score a brace

Aye, pointless having Hatem that far forward. No choice last night like, but no point having him too far away from play.

Just leave him in Russia.

Need to win here. Another vital game, and against a team I fucking hate, too.

Up to you mate, I'm up for a lift like. Matty, the pace is usually so pedestrian, no one will notice you going grey in the background.

I am yes, you need a lift up?

Been hammering my cardio work for months, so inevitably I'll be shagged within 15 minutes.

Needs to be better on FIFA before even think of challenging the first team on the Premier leauge.

Our players go from really good to fucking shit.

They've got no fucking idea have they? Absolute mongs.

I have a 12 hour shift on Monday too Looking forward to this. On the wing please, manager. I'm a red.