levelsevenlee

You can tell it's AI, because the wheels haven't been stolen.

I think you'll find we'll be playing till they score ;-)

That's what they call the shocker...

Must be someone tasked with getting the players to convert more shots to goals.

Came here to post this! Well played, sir. Well played.

...and everyone is out to bump you or make money off you for doing fuck all. Great analogy.

Sad to see that crack is still a massive problem in the Liverpool area.

He didn’t appear in any of the pre match video on the big screen at the game today.

<<despair>>

Is there any other type of news?

Hoy in a £55m offer, get it accepted, force the bin dippers to buy him this year instead of getting him for free next. It's another massive waste of time for our recruitment team, and is massively petty. But I can get behind it.

Are we still scouting him?

It's quite a variety?

Hopefully with a different result!!

I thought the bin dippers had hit peak cunt under Klopp, who knew there were still levels to go.

It’s what they call the shocker.

That’s normally your game, isn’t it Paully? ;-)

That's the new username sorted.

“It’s not quite shit enough! How can we make it worse?”

0/4 for me, but I don't think I got in until December last season.

1/10. Embarrassing is a good word. I'm not counting Lewis Hall as a positive or a negative to the window; that deal was done a year ago, with the obligations met by the end of the season. Bringing in a striker who doesn't score goals and Bournemouth's left back as the only incomings... well, I guess you could argue that bolsters the squad a bit. But everyone around us has at least attempted to make their first team better. We've stood still. Not good enough. Really calls into question the competence of our exec team, and also the relationship between Mitchell and Howe... i.e. has Mitchell been suggesting decent racehorses but Howe's demanding a unobtainable unicorn? Also, Isaac Hayden is still an NUFC player.

Relax, we'll have "like a new signing" Botman to roll out in January.

Botman - "like a new signing"