levelsevenlee

He’s Niles away from being any good, man.

Perfect.

“Thomas had never seen such a mess.”

What a time to be alive.

I've bolded the key word.

"And many thanks to die-hard Newcastle United fan Mr. Beith Kishop for his honest and thought-provoking opinion today. After the break, another Newcastle fan Dandy Grey has his say." Followed by a ten pounds of sausage in a five pound skin, “Tarmac Dick”...

When you made this post, or where you're standing then? This is an important point of clarification. The instant I hear genuine news/confirmation - World foods aisle in Tesco, seminar at work. Dat worm getting burped. More of a semen-ar, then?

Get to fuck you predictable predictable cesspool. I feel your pain and I truly understand your angst. It was truly and utterly deplorable any manager paid a wage can up with that utter shit. Rafa out. Hi Keith.

So, last season, my Dad, my 10-year-old son and I all had season tickets. For whatever reason, I was on one end, Dad in the middle, son on the other end. This season, my Dad didn’t renew, but I figured I would see out Rafa’s last year. So wrote to the box office asking them to bump the boy along one. No problem, they say, just get your Dad to send an email confirming he’s not renewing, we’ll sort it out. You’ll never guess what’s happened? They didn’t do the move, and have sold the seat between us. I know it’s not an unbridgeable gap - I can just ask the person in that seat to swap with one of us - but I guess this is a much needed reminder of the utter crapness that pervades the club from top to bottom.

In fairness like, he was saying this a few weeks ago on the Saturday show on Sky.

Presumably round the same time he invented the question mark.

Happy Christmas everyone! And a takeovery new year. Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk

The low ball-er becomes the low ball-ee. Delicious.

The one where Jeebus has been replaced by a delicious-looking sausage roll? I think it was called "The Last Greggs" or something.

I shall watch their plummet down the leagues with interest

The commentators have been kissing his arse since the 1st minute. He got praise for having the most touches after about 20 minutes FFS! Personally i think he had a difficult afternoon but didn't make any big errors so his manager will be reasonably happy with him. ^^this^^ The commentators were embarrassingly gushing about him.

But... but... but... NUFC didn't make ANYTHING from you renaming the stadium, you utter fucking charlatan. It was another Sports Direct advertising for nowt special. I'm not going to be able to watch the interview. Serious danger of smashed telly.

Well the teas aren't going to make themselves, are they?

He does love a left back, doesn't he?

http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Okay-Crying-Meme-05.png Been a while since this old chestnut was out. I have this alien feeling of not-shame at the club.

Utter spunktrumpet.

I'm not going. Would be my 8 year old son's 3rd match - and I don't know if it's going to be support for Rafa or fighting with police horses. Not sure I want to risk it.

It still is for him and it's getting harder and harder to keep on saying 'no, we're not going out of protest'. He just wants to watch Newcastle... I've been bang up for taking him under the Rafalution, while everyone was up for it and pulling together. I even said, while Schteve was in charge, that we'd get season tickets when we were relegated. Felt like the pressure would be off, might see some decent games. However, now we've seen a good manager in the hot seat - I'm just not sure I'm up for the inevitable disappointment of him going and being replaced by Nigel Pearson.

I think a lot of genuine supporters have packed in over the last 2/3/4 years. What you have left are the die-hards, those who see the match as a social experience/badge or honour, those who go merely out of habit.. The danger is here, is that Mike Ashley has damaged Newcastle's future. You tell me why any kid would want to support NUFC at the moment, when they are a laughing joke nationally, and the club treats it's own supporters with complete contempt? My son, who's 8, has just discovered football. Has been a few times this year, and is wanting to get season tickets next year. I have to say, I'm a bit torn by it all.

He's here until we win something. Does 'getting promoted from the championship' count as 'something'? Here's hoping.