MyPalAl

He has been Aye, I know

'Best player on the field tonight' - BBC

Southampton's Matt Targett is our next target (see what I did there?) according to The Sun

Ethethethethethetheth... Chris Waddle :lol: Cant't believe no-one else picked up on this

Maybe not Townsend then?

Tremendous

Well, I doubt that this time last year anyone on here would have thought Rob Elliot would be Player of The Season. Most of us would have picked one of the players who turned out to be turbo shit. So who do you think will be our best player of 16/17 season? I am going for Mbemba. Maybe someone can create a poll?

Thought he did well when he came on today. I will probably get shot down with shit, but I prefer him right back to Janmaat, I don't think he is as much of a liability.

Irony? Wind up? Superb? Really? Whoosh?

Any rumours then?

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No the club were actively looking for a turtle. Read the thread you silly man. :lol:

Awful. R.I.P.

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Chuckling at this thread already! ?

We've clearly presented Ayoze as some sort of example of how great we do with youngsters Barca must be stupid. The boy and his family must be equally stupid also. imagine the step down in coaching Barcelona: "Pass and move quickly lads, penetrate the opposition, exploit the gaps, let the ball do the talking and press hard together if we lose possesion" Newcastle: "Ere Tim, kick it within a 15 yard radius of this lads heed" Like Tim could actually direct it within 15 yards of any given player (unless he is watching from the stands)

Unfortunately he hasn't played consistently well for years. True story

Over-rated CUNT

He can FUCK RIGHT OFF. CUNT

Thank you.

Sorry folks, CBA to read all through this thread, so would someone briefly let me know what I need to do to cancel a ticket from next season? Ta.

Next big name Sky Sports presenter?