Some idiot outbid me on Ebay for a fucking jam spoon last night. I know how good that jam spoon is and for that price I'd expect a jam spoon with a telescopic arm and laser guidance.
The jam spoon seller totally mugged him off.
Please don't tell me you're going to go forward with out a quality backup jam spoon!
Backup? I'm a collector, got millions of the damn things.
Can't stand jam anymore.
Should buy some spoons made of something else then.
Hadn't heard about that story. Seems really strange for the club to have gotten involved, because whether Shields was innocent or not, it looks as though at least one Liverpool fan has almost killed someone.
This paragraph also leaves a nasty taste: