FrenchWilliam

"One small step for man city may be one giant leap for man utd, and to use that great football cliche, who's going to be over the moon?" None of that makes sense, fucking idiot.

https://twitter.com/#!/Joe_Lovejoy/status/201761896188219392

Weird having all the celtic & inter shirts in the background.

Did it come with the post? If so how come you get your post at 9am you jammy b******. I have to wait until 3pm on Monday for todays post. Same as that. Our postman is a right lazy cunt Paid for standard delivery. It was sent by courrier (Yodel).

Ordered from SD at 4pm yesterday, arrived at 9am this morning. Not bad.

OS= over-size. Only available in 4XL or 5XL.

Match report from the Guardian. A) doesn't describe the first goal at all well, and B) doesn't even mention the second, despite it being one of the shots/goals of the season! http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/02/chelsea-newcastle-united-premier-league

Us to score >1.5 @7/2.

Plan A: Keep clean sheet Plan B: Stop defending all together.

Doesn't that just mean they're more likely to be playing against us, making it harder to get fourth in the first place?

What's with all the bent wrestling shite in here?

They've been practising it: http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news/free-video-luis-v-jordan-v-seb (Suarez even cheating here too btw).

Don't think so you saggy bent cunt.

O'Neill today:

ft swansea 3-0 blackburn

Neptunes Collonges in the national.

Dann og, per the beeb.

Swansea 3-0

fuck

What does that even mean?

Dunno whether to captain Rooney or RVP.

Why've they gone with 'Perchinni' here? Is it a mistake? http://www.cultzeros.co.uk/proddetail.asp?prod=TF67