bobbydazzla

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis and a Newcastle fan wanted Chelsea to beat Barca and Man Utd to beat Bayern, you can't trust people

Went a few times as a bairn and was told the matches were rigged to give the fans a show Still enjoyed seeing some famous players in a small ground though

Wew, what kind of freak have we got on our hands here You preferred Chelsea to peak era Barca and also wanted Man Utd to win a game Wasn’t expecting this kind of deviant thinking from one of our own. Worrying

I did think it looked very touristy whilst watching the telly and it made me wonder if we’ll end up the same by building the Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome Kid with “Isak can I have your shirt” sign in the front row of home end behind goal, am sure woman with him celebrated when we scored So many people in pitchside seats watching match through phone screens Loads of Son fans who are probably only there to support one player rather than team he plays for Various other kids holding up “can I have your shirt” signs at every opportunity Plenty of other offences and misdemeanours, but those ones stand out

Only Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Tottenham

He’s got knob rot off some tart

TL;DR = Ange is a prick, howay the lads !!

The xG nonces won’t like this one bit

Poundshop Bond villian henchman HAULED OFF

People talk about hiring a CEO as if you just give Geordie Jobs Recruitment a ring and they’ll have some candidates sat in NUFC reception in an hour A thorough Director level search campaign typically takes 3-6 months as a minimum

Games where you’ve been utterly devastated by the result, but the match didn’t involve NUFC and the outcome didn’t particularly affect NUFC Man Utd beating Bayern in 1999. I could have smashed the telly to bits when they scored the winner If there’s such a thing as hell and I end up there when I shuffle off this mortal coil, then guaranteed I’ll have to spend eternity amongst the flames listening to Tyldesley scream SOLSKJAER HAS WON IT as a fountain of jizz explodes in his y-fronts and the camera zooms in on Schmeichel doing cartwheels like a 5 year old bairn

You can't have your cake and eat it Launches after Xmas when demand is lower and more people are skint = better availability for punters who aren't skint after Xmas when it launches

We should put in a bid for Para Graph

What the actual fuck are them Haway The Lads LED’s half way up the stand that are flashing faster than the strobes at The New Monkey

This cunt signed anyone yet

The also had the ability to turn average players into high quality players by being part of a system and a club ethos Think of how many of their solid squad options left Man Utd in the Taggart era and were absolutely dogshit at their next clubs Now they specialise in turning expensive players into dogshit before they leave

Enjoyed the match immensely whilst listening to a DJ mix of 120bpm techno from a nightclub in Lithuania Try it, you might like it

Both is the correct answer

Eh ? I was cringing at his answers man If he’d rather get sacked than change his tactics then fair enough, but don’t say it on camera when you’re on an appalling run with a billion pound squad and have just set your team up to get battered by picking a shit midfield

No he didn’t. If that was Howe in the first few months of the job when we were still relegation fodder, I would have been devastated with his responses

Watching that interview with Amorim, fucking hell, he’s so far out of his depth in a job like that If he’s still there at the end of the season I’ll be amazed