bobbydazzla

Crocs clogs have signed him as global brand ambassador

They’re massive cunts, that’s sizeable

Clearly breaking an NDA by revealing NUFC’s very detailed plans, hope you’ve got a decent lawyer

There’s no other stand they could realistically make any bigger given the East Stand is untouchable and Leazes and Milburn are already massive. Is it feasible to make the Leazes and Milburn so high that they leave the atmosphere ?

Christmas parties being suggested as the reason for the shite attendance and silence from the crowd Tewsda neyt marra, Nissan werkas gerra breyk frem meykin Jewks an gerrout ferra festive bewze

Dan Ashworth’s first novel, a lengthy work of fiction He spent longer typing that TL;DR epic than he did working for them

We’ll take money from punters for Xmas parties but you lazy cunts are getting nowt

Most people just chat absolute shite non-stop at high volume between the lines

You're situation mirrors ours so closely And it's showing PSR up for exactly what it is, a sham to keep a cartel in the strongest possible financial position and curtail the ambitions of any club who has the financial clout to challenge the cartel

And Man Utd still pay a big chunk of his wages, just to add to the lolz

Ange Postegonelou

Relegation 6 pointer

Chris Packets on the pitch already

Can I just check that when we talk about "links" there's an acceptance that 99.7% of "links" are absolute bullshit with zero substance that have been made up to generate clicks It'll help me navigate this thread if I know the lie of the land

Tell them they have 2 x options for a new seat: - A seat at same price, anywhere else in the ground that isn’t a “premium” section. People who sit together can move together - A seat outside the changing rooms at Dorothy Perkins whilst the wife tries on new outfits for 90 mins

Agree with this completely Strawberry Corner “trial” has clearly been a success so roll it out across large sections at each end of the ground And L7 corner 15 years ago also shows we’re capable of utilising an official singing section effectively But they’ve got to deal with the curmudgeons who’ve stoically sat in “their” seat for decades and would rather burn the club to the ground than move for the greater good, the person who solves that problem without bloodshed will get a Nobel Peace prize

Set penis up n down is what got Trippier into this mess

Soon as I realised it was that cunt Tyldesley the commentary got fired into the sun Apparently when pupils study the Punditry & Commentary BTEC to get their microphone licence, the first module in the first term is called “How to be a Cunt”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Clive Tyldesley is an utter bellend, can’t stand that cunts voice Only surprise last night was that he was wanking himself daft over Liverpool when they’re the arch enemies of his beloved Man Utd Hearing 90 seconds of his drivel was enough to make me want to take a sledgehammer to my own lugs

How can I check whether a wife has access to a ring camera on a front door ? Asking for a friend

There were pics of him in the marital bed taken by a lass he'd had a sleepover with There were newspaper stories about a married England international who'd been caught on the home CCTV bringing a lass back for a sleepover Whilst this was being reported, Trippier's wife was publicly cutting ties with him and moving herself and the kids to the North West. The family home was also put up for sale. It all coincided with Trippier's form plummeting and it was also noticeable he had the facial appearance of a knackered broken man going through turmoil If Vera was on the case she would look at the evidence and conclude he'd been caught with his pants down

His mindset might be: I’ve been caught bringing a lass back to the family home for a scuttle (highly likely) My missus is going to rinse me financially in a divorce (possibility) My kids have moved away from the North East (fact) I’m on the peeve too much (allegedly) I’m in the twilight of my career (fact) I’m unlikely to get a starting spot at NUFC (fact) A stint in Saudi in a less demanding league, earning megabucks and no access to peeve (unless he lives outside of Saudi) might feel like the solution to his various problems Real shame how it’s playing out, he’s arguably one of the most influential signings we’ve ever made and probably the best defender I’ve seen play for us in my 30ish years of support

Don't assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".