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HMS Piss the Leyg automatic promotion on the horizon HMS Piss The Leyg by late Feb Enzo Le Fee in Jan Enzo Le Fee end of Feb

PELANTY !!!!!!!!!!!

He’ll be lucky to last until the end of the month

Aye, doesn’t matter if you go to every home league & cup game or you’re at the other end of the spectrum and have never set foot inside SJP and only signed up for membership ahead of the Arsenal semi ballot but failed to get a ticket All in the same boat Plus we’ve got ST’s who never went to a cup game for company too And there’s about 20 tickets up for grabs

Because it is junk The email you got giving you 10% of $77,000,000 that will be transferred into your bank by the exiled Government Minister from Botswana has more chance of happening than the email about getting a ticket from the Pot 6 ballot

Great news for our 100,000 Mags Members, now it’s YOUR chance to watch the lads at Wembley ! We have 23 tickets available in the Pot 6 ballot ! Make sure you enter for your opportunity to be there to roar the lads on !

Gathering in a spot to have a few beers the night before the match feels totally normal for a non-London team playing at Wembley But thousands getting absolutely mortal all day Saturday, jumping in fountains and having a massive celebration just because we’ve got a final at Wembley. I’d prefer we save those antics for the Sunday night if we’ve won the cup

It's the NUFC ticketing team, they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

I'm pretty sure he means in group 6, he's saying it'll be loads more than 30,000

You didn't even have to go to a game for group 6, just enter 1 x cup game ballot. Think how many will have entered the Arsenal ballot, it'll have been absolutely shitloads. Plus the ST's who didn't go to any cup games are also in the group. That's why I was so devastated when they announced the criteria. There'll be millions of billions in the group 6 ballot, scrapping over about 25 tickets maximum. Like nana's fighting over a pair of Daniel O'Donnell's used y-fronts down the local jumble sale

Can’t reveal my sauce but I know for sure that one of them was definitely Sven Adult Books

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Their ability to switch their alleged logic at the drop of a hat is quite remarkable and never fails to amuse “Leeds only got a decent crowd last night because they were playing Sunderland, the biggest team in the league” ”Look at them pathetic Leeds fans celebrating like they won a cup, just because they beat little old Sunderland”

If I got a new gaffer at graft and they paced about the office huffing & puffing with a face like a slapped arse, told everyone else in the industry that we were shit at our jobs, said we were the worst team in the history of the company, they would only implement one new and complicated approach to getting the job done and week after week after week our results were tragic. Then I would definitely want them to get paid millions of billions when they inevitably got sacked.

What do you think of Membership ? SHIT ! What do you think of shit ? MEMBERSHIP ! Oh, we hate Membership And we hate Membership We hate Membership And we hate Membership We hate Membership And we hate Membership We are the Membership HATERS !

I've actually given up on trying to go to the final. I'm not willing to pay daft money for a secondary ticket even though I've been offered some. All the associated risks that come with that just aren't worth it. I've put word out to any friends or corporate contacts who might be able to source spares, but that's such a long shot that I can't see anything coming of it Feels canny grim knowing that despite buying tickets for all home league and cup games I'll miss the final. But that's the way they want it to be, it's clear that being a member and going to games actually means fuck all. Have made other plans for the 16th March now. Simply can't be chewed with scrapping around trying to get to Wembley, I've devoted more than enough time scrapping around for member tickets every few weeks. Fuck it.

Our ticketing criteria is like reading War & Peace or a doing a Krypton Factor challenge. Whereas Liverpool: Applicants: Season Ticket Holders and Members who meet the Entry Criteria. Ballot Entry Criteria: Season Ticket Holders and Members who have attended two (2) prior games in this season's Carabao Cup competition (home or away) only. How two clubs can have such totally different approaches is quite something I'm not saying their ballot approach is better, I'm just amazed the two solutions are at completely opposite ends of the scale in terms of complexity

He's also Nana Makina

From what I can see that article says that the £72m a year is an annual depreciation charge on the stadium ? I'm not a bean counter, but I can navigate the basics of a balance sheet and depreciation isn't debt repayments Happy to be corrected though Edit: had another quick squizz at their accounts as that's where I got my info from. Unless I'm reading it completely wrong they pay £25m a year for their finance. They owe £850m to various lenders, with an average term of 20ish years and average interest about 3% The finance for the training ground was paid off in early 2023

I’m not sure the stadium debt is where the money goes, they only spend £30m a year on it and their income has rocketed up to £500m. I looked into their stadium debt vs income a weeks ago and posted this in our SJP thread: They pay about £30m a year in repayments for the stadium build. The stadium finance is over several decades and with low interest rates Their revenue just from commercial activity is now £230m a year, a big chunk of which comes from having a state of the art multi-use stadium in London Match day revenue is £115m on top of the commercial activity revenue Cogito ergo sum, the money they make each year from the stadium is shitloads more than what they spend paying off the cost of building the new stadium

Having a spanking new state of the art stadium that’s basically a money printing machine but then seeing yourselves rock bottom of the PL wages to turnover list must sting a bit as a Spurs fan Where’s all the millions of billions of extra bunce going ?

Amorim’s body language is so bad, just paces / crouches on the touchline looking like a man who absolutely hates the state of his life

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