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Was this trash every posted from allardyce bigging himself up for signing enrique and saying things like "big games like against arsenal are the reason he moved to a big club like liverpool" fuck off seriously http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2011/08/19/2626950/liverpools-jose-enrique-has-the-temperament-and-work-ethic-to-be-?

According to his interview the reason for the beard is he's going for the "Denzel Washington" look haha

Spurs "linked" with Kaka, Fuck off!

was woeful in the first half highlights were deceiving Really? I thought he was easily our best player in the first half. Frustrating and clearly still lacking a bit of confidence but he was the only player interested in making anything happen. Was impressed with his tracking back, made some tasty tackles especially in the first half. We were absolutely horrible in the first half and not alot better in the second overall. Actually looked worse than the Scunthorpe game, which is probably about right given we produced a similar performance against greater opposition. Colo was tremendous again having to play two positions for most of the game (covering Raylor). Smart decision to double up on Duff. I shat myself everytime it was Raylor and Duff anyone one on one. Lovenkrands was utter bilge, Best was not much better but at least he put himself about a bit. We played so narrow and the pitch was so congested, we were falling over each other. Think Tiote was possibly the worst player on the pitch in the first half, needless freekicks, lunges, horrible control and passing. I think he forgot which way we were playing he passed back so much my head nearly exploded. He was also lucky not to get sent off let alone escape a yellow. Much better in the second half though. All in all the back four didnt do too bad and Krul was immense yet again. Cabaye definately looked better from 35mins on. He is a firecracker, can see both him and Tiote getting reds this season. Overall a really scary performance but at least we gritted it out. If we dont get a few decent players in before the window closes we could be in real s***. Hopefully the team starts gelling, but we certainly look like we have gone 6 years backwards to the Souness days. Jesus it's not that bad like, got a fair few talented players not fit/injured and hopefully a leftback and striker to come in.

Jesus christ i hate that man.

Bit worried by Tarrabt up against Simpson. He hasn't torn it up in the league yet but i think he will show his quality soon plus he's another player who is currently fasting apparently. Which is why id argue for not playing obertan from the start in this one

great clothesline!! really likes running with his arms out doesn't he

Just fuck off seriously, My heart sinks just seeing his name on the bench and then when he comes on you just know its guna go to shit

Why has he not learnt his fucking lesson!! you bring smith on and no matter how comfortable you are theres a chance it will all go wrong!

Anybody on for lovenkrands! he's contributing nothing. Even if Ba is still not at full speed he will cause more problems. Keep best on. Most of the offsides have just been plain wrong against him

i turned on the telly today to hear "and in the line up replacing joey barton......Peter lovenkrands" Had a massive outburst of fuck off's just as a natural reaction

narr we'll f*** em up with tiote and cabaye bossing the midfield and joey can spend the whole game flicking his hair back

end of october?? getting ridiculous now with all these dates being pushed back further and further. happened last year aswell. It's better to block him out the mind and forget we have him so that when he does come back and if he can put a run of games together then it will be a huge bonus

Lukaku is going to be class in this league. About the same size as Carroll but has pace and skill.

Fuck sake man i scrolled down and for the first few words you almost had me. GOD DAMN IT!!! Really wish there was a post match cabaye-like announcement that he was signing for us though

Lovenkrands

I've even took Wednsesday off, well the week actually, to sit there like a complete plank and watch the worlds best set of knashers that are David Craig's, telling me feck all, all day long. 'We're getting word that Tiote is heading to Stamford Bridge after a £40m offer was accepted in the last few minutes' *Tiote is sold with 20 minutes to go* 'We're hearing that Rob Elliott's transfer to Newcastle may be on again. Keep watching as this develops' *5 minutes to go* 'We're hearing that a second bid for Charlton's Rob Elliott believed to be around £101k was rejected. This deal will not be going through in time.' *Window slams shut* ugh. The last few deadline days have been -tastic

"Rare from carragher" not nowdays it isnt

Amazing. I think this means we should date? Yeah, you'll have to celebrate by Downing each other's cocks. Alan Parry loves a tackle apparently according to ray

Probs nashed is way out with them fucking teeth man

geez hope drog's is ok that looks pretty horrific

look at suarez's stupid cunting face!

Nope. A thought not, i actually don't mind tyler but this guy is irritating as hell Dunno his name but he's known as 'brilliantly! man' in our household. Is it Alan Parry? That would make sense... Explains everything.

Nope. A thought not, i actually don't mind tyler but this guy is irritating as hell

is it tyler commentating? really is having a today