PauloGeordio

My man. So good

"Don’t care if he looks like a rat with your aunts hair cut. If Gordon was our player he’d be our 2nd best attacker after Saka"

With Gabriel's heed.

gET THE FUCK IN. tHATS BIG

Sandro pressing.

Lewis Hall. So good.

Well done lads. Keep this up. Clogging, cheating, Stoke wannabe twunts.

who else

Lewis Hall

Big Joe

Let's go

Yellow card count.

Happy with that!

Totally!

ITV it is then!

The new #cans

We are, and the Arse are right to be nervous!

Was an epic knee slide

"Honestly Newcastle are just a horrible match up for us. If you asked chatGPT to build the perfect team just to **** us over and accomplish nothing else it would look a lot like them. Brutish in midfield, solid at fullback, rapid on the counter "Worried we might have to take our medicine but honestly idc that much about the Carabao I’m sorry" The thing is as well as being a nightmare to play against its the quality of players. This isn't like playing a Stoke back in the day who would often out muscle us. They played in the Champions league last season. I would be more than happy to have a lot of their team in our squad"

More Arteta tears please.

I'm sure their fans will boycot this no doubt

Don't forget the spray tan!