McCormick

Incredible player.

Fucckinnn Brunoooooo.

Ugh.

Toney doesn’t miss

Oh dear. Can’t overturn that…

Wheeeyyyy offside

Fuck.

Would be an incredible signing considering our current cdm options. Absolutely no chance at all though.

Would love it, but he doesn’t seem to fit the profile.

I forgot about Rice, tbh. Edit: npw. Sounds like I messed up my food order now ffs.

Besides Bruno, he’s probably the best player currently outside the “big 6.”

Ah. Completely missed that .

Where even is Fede? Is he registered in the 25-man squad?

Be interesting to see who they go for if they do sack him. Them and Brighton are the leading lights when it comes to hipster managerial appointments.

If he hasn’t got a decent right foot at age 28, there's not much of a chance he’ll improve it enough now. At least not for it to be sufficiently useful at the elite level, unfortunately.

Fulham beat these, so football mathematics (which is never wrong) suggests that we should be comfortable victors here.

I think Bruno makes everyone look good tbf.

Wolves have very good players but seem quite slow and lack goal. Should definitely be at least mid-table based on their squad.

A dm, a winger and Maddison (just asking for another casual 100m window ) and we’re looking really really good for the 2nd half of the season.

Besides Brighton, we’ve not been outclassed this season. Considering the injuries to key players, that’s pretty good going.

Interesting to see if Eddie starts him ahead of Big Joe again next week. Harsh to drop him after a goal but we know how important Joelinton is to us in the middle.

Impostor syndrome exists as the universe’s way of balancing out Steve Bruce’s impenetrable ego. Another million pound payoff for this gluttonous fraud incoming.

Ah ffs.

Boooo. Want 5.

no hat trick.