McCormick

Rough start, sure, but he’ll be fine.

I’d probably just name the League cup winning xi if I’m honest (but swapping the rat for Shearer).

Sickener, man.

Fans freaking the players out with the shit whistles.

Wow.

YURRrRrssss!!!

Ah man so fucking unlucky.

Get Wolt on, then let’s see how in their pocket this ref is.

I’m gonna lose my shit at this ref. Every damn week with these oafs.

Fucking ref, man.

Ref’s a complete tosser as per. Ffs.

As usual. Plus Barca.

Don’t let them slow it down! Let’s keep at them.

Why do our lads look nervous?

Yeesh. Osula up front is certainly a choice. Good luck, lad!

Lovely to see they got a steak bake joke in… truly the pinnacle of comedy.

Not a single question from the Catalan press about Newcastle at Hansi Flick’s press conference. Not one. The arrogance is unreal, the big-timing twats. Hopefully the lads give them something to write about tonight. Let’s smash them.

I’ve seen them achieve fuck all.

You’ve seen what PL teams (and players) have been doing in Europe, no?

The Sela deals, adidas deals etc. are some of the biggest we’ve ever had, no?

Ah man.

That’s some fucking finish Harvey, lad!

Mines in Russian thankfully.

Fantastic stuff. Fuck that ref, though.

I thank you for your service. Was going crazy at the ref!