McCormick

Not sure about hardest to replace but we certainly look a lot worse without him starting.

Looked to me like he was saying he didn’t ask to leave but was pushed. Bit disrespectful to his current team though, like.

Probably means we’ve been robbed.

Thank fuck for that.

Unreal…

Sick of this, like.

Fml.

Hate Pawson and think it’s mutual.

Still on ads on this stream. Not the best start.

Fwiw there’s actually no such thing as a “seagull”, so we should win this.

Seagulls are the absolute scum of the bird world tbf. Magpies, on the other hand, are magnificent little things.

Just some chicken Kashmiri curry, some biryani and a couple of parathas

Bah. Thought this was today. Ordered a curry and everything

We have 1 good and 1 solid gk. Both are above 32 years old, so on paper, it makes sense.

Guehi, Mbeumo and Trafford would be an immense summer imo. Not the most imaginative, sure, but I’m a massive advocate of proven quality. That’s the kind of business that teams who win titles deal in.

Schlotterbeck’s injured until January or something isn’t he? Great player but as left sided as you can get; we’ll be looking for an rcb, I imagine.

Don’t see why not; he’ll definitely push for a move and his value will only drop further next year.

Draw it on a napkin for us.

DAMAC is all "style" but zero sense. They literally had a condo where you could drive your car into an elevator and it would take the car up to your bedroom. Never thought that perhaps having car exhaust fumes in the place you sleep may not be the greatest idea.

DAMAC just builds gaudy themed real estate projects for people with a bit of money but no taste. There’s a DAMAC building in Jeddah that was built a few years ago where everything in it is Versace; tables, carpets, the lot. Awful. The place is falling apart now and literally stinks of piss. Very on brand for Chelsea I suppose.

How much would we get? Reckon 15m is fair.

He’s essentially the Bad Luck Brian meme at this point.

Dominant and almost casual win right there.

Ref and var are making an absolute meal of this game.

Ugh. Getting closer.