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Just the 17 years and 107 days... Oh. Dear God.

Just on this - Tonali has statistically got the least data to go off with regards to starts and performances in the Newcastle United squad. So surely that just adds weight to Longstaff starting if you wanna go off that? Anyways, I'm not sure I get the whole Tonali versus Longstaff thing being dragged on when we're achieving results and also performing. Don't think we have the luxury of tinkering to see if we can reach a new (and even better) levels just yet. Just stick with what's working.

Wasn't there a stat last week about Longstaff, Bruno, Willock and Joelinton being unbeaten in like 19 starts together or something? It is okay to like both Sandro and Longstaff yi kna chaps. They can coexist.

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Could probably buy the whole football club for £125m let alone 6 of their players....and have plenty change.

I mean they have been a lot better in more recent years. Think it just took a while for them to get the whole flags thing...and of course...that's just my opinion

Cheers mate that makes me feel much better

Definitely gotta be nailed on for "most tagged poster 2024" on the yearly awards like with all these requests

Collab'...I like it. Only if they get me one of those bastard hoodies everyone but me seems to have.

I respectfully disagree. Gallowgate middle tier is arguably the worst for take up.

My God international weeks are tedious as fuck.

One of the lads suggested this years ago as it happens. We didn't do it because we thought there'd be like 5% take up

Pepe out

Oh maaaaaan I really....really...REALLY...wanted to be that guy but decided not to be antagonistic and now I am so...soooooo...jealous I am not that guy.

Presumably, you're not aiming this at me?

Same game as the SRtRC

How old does the spreadsheet need to be before its data can be legally manipulated?

And I like it... ...I like it... ...I li-li-like it...

Absolutely mint this What a lad.

Important to remember Forest are in fine form and it'll be a really difficult game too. If we were to win today, we'd be level on points with Villa and Chelsea/Arsenal depending on the outcome of their game. Only a point behind both of the latter, Brighton and Forest. In short - we'd be right amongst it. I think Liverpool may just run away with 1st and Man City with 2nd this year respectively. The rest is wide open.

<3 That Arteta rant too. I actually think he might hate us you know

That game wounded Arsenal so bad like. Remember that Amazon(?)/Prime(?) documentary about Arsenal and someone says to Saka I think it was "Ah Newcastle away up next" or something along those lines and Saka correctly says something like "That won't be easy" to dismiss it. When they walked out they shit their pants. Was a new dawn that day. The message in retrospect was clear "Don't fuck with us." St James' Park is literally a fortress again under Eddie Howe and I fucking love it.

Thing with Leeds is it's a hostile environment even though there's no real animosity between the clubs. So winning there - perhaps against the odds - int eh fashion we did would be amazing. My best mate was there and said it was class. Just love a bouncing away end. Particularly in old stadium with corrugated iron. Sadly it wasn't under Howe but reminds me of Grimsby in the cup when Shearer got elbowed. When we scored there was bodies everywhere and spilling onto the pitch.