Heron

Undoubtedly one of the best players in the division but generally a bit of a tit. 5 yards off the pace today and needless to say it's obvious when Cack Jolback is his partner in crime

Nowt better than the fact he just gets "it". Proper footballing gentleman. Just like Sir Bob

...And then you wake up and realise it was all an impossibility, because Newcastle United have Rafael Benitez

I get the impression it's not this January but next we need to be worrying about. That will be the telling time...

If Derby could scrape a draw tonight like we'd have extra incentive for tomorrow.

Can't see Rafa losing to this Classic team Don't bring Tim Krul into this

Off to a decent start #TemptingFate

Some canny play from Orient like on a pitch that shit. Don't know what Newport were doing though like.

Here's to trying...

Fugazi...

He's just a trendy one to dislike, and so people decide to lambaste him with ridiculous statements.

I think that's a canny song. Cannot imagine his name working to the Andy Cole song like...

pathetic ain't it

Just think of yourself.

I put 70p on St Mirren at half time. 15minutes later they were 2-1 down so I cashed out at a penny. Smart saver.

Don't call me a mincer, fucking tosspot.

You just know it's gonna be controversial when someone claims they don't like Yorkshire puddings

Are the highlights available online

That's a mint picture

Pardew can get fucked though. Helps if your coach actually has more brain power than your average plankton.