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This is fantastic news. Go on Jonas lad.

After reading all this it just makes me think we must act now. The only reason people want or would accept relegation is that Ashley might go. If that's the case we need to do more to force the fucker out now. That's he ultimate answer. We're fucking going down regardless of whether we want to.

Nowt wrong woth mouldies if you tackle correctly ;-) The psychological damage of being megged and watch me score with a cruyff are worse... :-P

This question has too many sub-questions really. I said "No" on the basis I always want us to be the best we can be. However, the best way to get rid of Ashley is by hitting him in the pocket, which also means relegation and the demise of NUFC. Rock and a hard place. Ultimately, we need rid of the fat fuck and like most in here I'd be there in the third division. So I don't necessarily want it, but I'd take it if it meant removing jabba the cunt.

It's fucking grim this thread like.WOAT but grim. I actually 100% believe we are down and I'm more concerned we break the scums records while they make it 6 in a row vs us. How fucking small time. Ashley is a despicable cunt.

Just finished my Sunday league game which went to extra time and pens...fucked. Cheers for organising Neesy

Not happy that I have to don Red again like. We'll win though...I'm confident.

City still would have beat us. They have dozens of expensive players, the right mindset and some professional pride. None of which are qualities we have, or these days even aspire to have. We're a fucking joke.

Can't be arsed to trail, are the groups decided?

I had a ball but it got lost last Sunday. Anyone else got balls

Why don't we have two games - 25 mins each way. 5 minute half time break on the first game. Second game 10 minute break. At the end the two winning teams from the two games have a pen shoot-out. 3 players from each winning side to keep it nice and quick to decide the ultimate champions.

..I was looking forward to doing just that. Then again, based on the last Reds vs Blues...maybe not.

45 mins each way. Full match. Man up.

Just so y'all know...I'm gonna meg LFEE at least three times on Saturday and for those of you that haven't played before being chopped when through on goal doesn't equate to a red card for the culprit...our shoddy referees don't even sin bin people >:-(

Go hard or go home. I'm not buying new sneakers just for a kick about. I'll dig out some old trainers from somewhere...

Nope. I've checked. No moulded blades allowed. Will anyone really check though?

Probably been done a million times but I assume moulded plastic blades are okay as on most 3g surfaces

Where are they though? There should've been dozens of talented new Geordie players by now. Or are we saying the gene pool has run dry in the North-East in recent years? I think the article poses some essential, but very difficult questions. When I posted that article on my Facebook earlier, a Celtic-supporting mate of mine took issue with Neville saying that "maybe Gary Neville needs to open his eyes when he is in his employer's studio and he would see the reason for the decline. Clubs with no support are handed £100 million a year before they even need to sell a ticket because of the ludicrous money paid by Sky....take that money away and see what clubs produce the income needed to pay the wages". What Sky et al's money has done is commodified football so that the top brands retain the dominant market share. It's almost like a cartel arrangement. In some ways, it feels like we're yearning for an old paradigm which no longer exists, nor could ever exist. It's bullshit to talk about Newcastle not being able to offer a good enough quality of life for the best talent - it's not changed much since the days we attracted great players like Ginola, Asprilla, Ferdinand, etc. What's changed is the extent of greed within the game. I think if you're looking for answers to that question, you need to look at Blatter, Platini, etc - it's all rotten to the core. Thing is, where do Sky and BT get their money to spend on it in the first place? Of course a significant proportion of it comes from overseas, but an absolute shitload of it comes from mugs paying anything up to £100 per month for the TV packages. I used to be one of them. They're paying ludicrous sums to the clubs because we enable them to. Exactly why I sacked mine off earlier this year. I told them they were ruining football and appealing to people like Ashley to run football clubs as a consequence. At this point their salesmen realised no matter what offer they mentioned I wasn't takeing it.

Liked this part of the NUFC.com review like. There was also some other amusing bits. Quite well written given they'd be proper fucked off too.

...apart from it wasn't Wolves...aye.

Don't know about there but Krul was going apeshit at Ayoze in particular after the goal. Yeah I saw that, and he wanted to head off straight down the tunnel after FT before SMC forced him to clap the fans Looked like it was going to be a proper Given vs Liverpool moment Who wanted to go straight down the tunnel?

Minging.

Well apparently we analyse their personalities too to see if they fit. What they don't fucking realise is that these personalities change when they too are being dicked about.