Heron

I'm with you on this. I don't think we've signed very many untalented players in recent times tbh. We just simply haven't utilized them correctly or trained them right. Whilst I agree with the second part of that post, I don't think we've been particularly outstanding in our recruitment tbh. No better than any other Premier League club really. I don't think we've been outstanding either, but we've signed players with more talent than they've been playing with...if that makes sense.

TBF it's a bit sad to say the worst thing about this mess is that Pardew comes up smelling of roses. I really couldn't give a kick in the cunt about that smarmy twat anymore. He's not our problem. Despite that, I agree with the sentiment that these tossers saying the SackPardew lot are to blame need to give their heads a wobble...or instead - a hand grenade in their mouth without the pin.

He was reported to have picked the manager, he's as much to blame as anybody. That, I hadn't realised. However, even so I bet he had his hands tied with what criteria had to be met.

I'm with you on this. I don't think we've signed very many untalented players in recent times tbh. We just simply haven't utilized them correctly or trained them right.

Is this fucking cretin from the toon?

It's not fucking relegation that worries me, it's the fact we might just be the shittest team to ever go down in the process.

Not for me like.

Dat PR spin. I don't even tweet but I'm gonna tweety reply back like the fucking useless shithouses.

Players need an arse kicking off the fans too now. There is literally only like 4 players I trust to put a shift in now. They're my last hope.

No. This cunt needs booting.

Don't know how anyone does tbh. It's passed the the funny stage. It's literally offensive. I feel like it's getting personal almost.

This is fucking grim man. So fucking grim.

Fuck me man. It's not even funny.

Because the dressing room has been infected by Ashleys poison. You'd need to sell about 5 of our so called better or more senior players as well as remove the manager, staff and board to turn this fucking titanic mess around.

2 poached eggs Baked potato Broccoli Carrot Broad beans Ketchup Yes, really. Pasta with white sauce. Sprinkled with garlic granules and Cholula chilli sauce. Korean pork with lemongrass cous cous. Fusion. Geet posh ye's like. Jill knas the crack.

2 poached eggs Baked potato Broccoli Carrot Broad beans Ketchup Yes, really. 8" pizza and 8"garlic bread with cheese. Followed by a big bag of wild berry skittles and a pint of Ouzo and forest fruit juice.

@leeryder Newcastle fans sing "If we hit the target, were on the pitch" #nufc

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooored.

Nail on the head. Nowt will happen to McClaren until it's too late. Destined for failure this year like.

...and he'll have to pay off McClaren and his staff. Pie. On. Face. Trouble is...the fat cunt obviously loves pies. Not as much as he loves sausage though...

Vieira.

Out on pens. Grim.

Beans.

Gramtastic.

Probably just thinking "WTF am I doing here."